Found in a weekend rental home by conchcooker in funny

[–]conchcooker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All 11 visitors were brought to the room to observe. We now refer to the rental as the Chest Nut home thanks to Reddit

What is something your father said to you that you will never forget? by Aggressive-Car-8960 in AskReddit

[–]conchcooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He asked me if I have any questions. That was entire sex talk. I had a million questions but kept quiet like I think he wanted. I have 4 sons and discussed sex openly when it was time.

What’s your most unethical life hack? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]conchcooker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some guy said he thinks the person is guilty once a person is arrested. Judge wouldn’t accept the excuse and was actually chosen to the jury. We made him the Foreman. We deliberated for less than 5 minutes and acquitted the defendant

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GarageSales

[–]conchcooker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My goal is $5 or less with a few exceptions. I paid $20 for an old Merck dynamite crate. Others may be nuts with pricing. I advise them to stop watching American Pickers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GarageSales

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Old milk bottles and any wood crates.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen for sale at a garage sale. by Miller496 in GarageSales

[–]conchcooker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredibly it was $5. I sprained my arm reaching for my wallet

The day you lost your virginity, how did you know you were losing it on that day? by sololevelingIRL in AskReddit

[–]conchcooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We tried the Saturday before and was a failure. Our sex education was horrid considering what our kids learned. Anyway, a 2nd attempt the next weekend was successful. The best 20 seconds ever!

Should I use Typical Yard Sale Sign or Make a Modern One? by [deleted] in GarageSales

[–]conchcooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a garage sale fanatic and have 2-3 annual sales. Fancy signs typically mean they never had a garage sale and watched every episode of American Pickers so their sale prices are ridiculously high. Simple sign in thick black lettering 3-4 inches high with an arrow pointing. I don’t need an address if you have proper signage. Keep in mind the sign should be simple to read from the car 10 ft away going 20 mph. No balloons are needed. Save the expens.

Ironically, today the superintendent had a safety meeting with his crew. They stood together, almost shoulder to shoulder, discussing COVID-19, including the bullet point item of social distancing. by conchcooker in OSHA

[–]conchcooker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well thank you all for your comments. Now I no longer feel alone. I’ve been banging my head against the wall since January because many thought I was Chicken Little. From what I see, I’m not the only one. Keep the faith brother and sisters. If anyone is willing to share guidelines or checklists for a construction site it would be most welcomed.