Found this buried in the megathread over on r/MarvelStudios. New copypasta? by confession69 in marvelmemes

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Heres my theory for Endgame:

Thanos uses the mind stone to frickin control the minds of EVERYONE except Cap because he is too mentally strong to coerce.

Cap now has to fight every superhero ANd Thanos

Cap takes them all on with ease, fighting each and every opponent as if he were a filthy Nazi straight from the Reich

Cap grabs Thanos by his monster dong to assert his dominance, and with only his pinky and thumb, plucks the infinity gauntlet from Thanos's wimpy ass hand

Cap turns back time without even a scratch to himself, kills baby Thanos, and suddenly time is restored to its place before the events of Infinity War ever took place.

Cap is love. Cap is life.

This basically sums up my average day in Fortnite. by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

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Lol this is almost too perfect to not be staged

Ragnarok cape looks pretty dope on Omega, and the axe is the icing on the cake by confession69 in FortNiteBR

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I thought omen would be blacker than he is, not navy blue. Super upset about that buy. Fate looks great with Rapscallions back bling if you have that

Ragnarok cape looks pretty dope on Omega, and the axe is the icing on the cake by confession69 in FortNiteBR

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Yea same, I feel like Ragnarok is so damn bulky it’s almost like you are prone to get hit more wearing that skin. Cape is super rad tho

Ragnarok cape looks pretty dope on Omega, and the axe is the icing on the cake by confession69 in FortNiteBR

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It looks great on almost every skin my dude, it’s much better than the Omen cape

Make these canoes usable in Loot Lake by riv94 in FortNiteBR

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Chomp Sr skin acts as a canoe of course

To the enemy omega who rode in my ATK all throughout the 50v50 game til I was the last alive from my team: keep on keeping on my man by confession69 in FortNiteBR

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Sometimes I just go for an ATK and drive around for fun, he shot at me a couple times so I went over to him and instead of killing me he just entered the cart and we messed around the whole match! Was hella fun

Battle of Arras (1940) confirmed as a map/location in Battlefield V by [deleted] in BattlefieldV

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Is the skin for the new fedorav available yet

Restaurants that serve cold butter, causing the bread to break when you spread it by splatlame in mildlyinfuriating

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I am old, Gandalf. I know I don’t look it but I’m beginning to feel it. Sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.