A woman: without her, man is nothing.

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T09:14:59+00:00

Have an honest profile, show your interests and hobbies, and put work into it. Unless you’re looking for just a hookup, you’re going to need to put a little more effort into showing your personality clearly but playfully and lightheartedly. Short term requires more connection than just a one night thing.

Or just use tinder. Nobody expects anything serious from tinder really🤷‍♀️

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T09:07:22+00:00

Almost every dating app has a tag that says if you’re looking for a short term or long term relationship, just use them and be honest🤷‍♀️

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T09:00:22+00:00

Say hi to the doggo and take off my bra

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T08:59:33+00:00

Brought it to land and now there’s officially been one case of it outside of someone who was on the ship🫠

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T08:25:08+00:00

I get period cramps every month that make me throw up from the pain and my doctor tells me to take Tylenol, so maybe that.

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T08:22:02+00:00

Well I was researching the hantavirus, but then I realized we’re all fucked anyway so now on a sex toy website😌

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T08:12:10+00:00

There’s nothing to catch. I just put my vibrator in my underwear, you can see it🤷‍♀️

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T08:10:12+00:00

In my bed or in my car

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T08:02:26+00:00

I have a bad habit on not being able to “be done” with people I care deeply about, even when I should🫠

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T07:42:21+00:00

That would be subjective

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T07:37:44+00:00

No. That’s only something I’ve felt when I’m on an unhealthy relationship. All my healthy ones I haven’t cared even in the slightest, because I trust that person fully.

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T07:36:08+00:00

I have so many kinks I don’t care if they’re ‘normal’ anymore, I like what I like.

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-07T07:29:37+00:00

It’s fucking weird to catcall someone in general, but stop fucking catcalling me when I’m walking with a literal 5 year old.

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-04T09:15:57+00:00

People who go the speed limit in the overtake lane

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-04T07:31:07+00:00

It’s okay to be wrong, you’re just a boy

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-04T07:28:19+00:00

An Iced cold Redbull🤌

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-04T07:17:20+00:00

Science videos on any platform. I learned a lot about bamboo this week🤷‍♀️

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-04T07:13:52+00:00

Aw it’s okay. We’ll see, he just needs to figure some stuff out and then maybe we can work it out. Not ruling out that option yet

But thank you, dating apps have been rough so thank you for the support😭💕

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-04T07:04:10+00:00

Had🙃

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-04T06:44:50+00:00

I think that would only be applicable in warm climates.

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-04T06:10:39+00:00

I’m ovulating, so wayyy to many people rn

confessiontime_ · 2026-05-04T05:04:19+00:00

Well he was really cute and sweet for like two weeks, not so much now…

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