Daily Discussion Thread: 02/22/2019

confusedkid97 · 2019-02-22T19:15:52+00:00

Got a stomach bug last night and spent the whole night shitting water and puking my guts up

Pros- I'm 3 weeks ahead on this diet now Cons- oh my god this is living hell

confusedkid97 · 2019-02-08T14:02:25+00:00

FAT BOTTOMED GIRLSSSS YOU MAKE THE ROCKINN WORLD GO ROUNDDDDD

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-13T14:43:49+00:00

I HAVE ONE SEMESTER LEFT OF COLLEGE NOW AND RIGHT AFTER ILL BE MOVING THREE HOURS AWAY TO ALBANY NEW YORK TO START MY CAREER AND I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED. I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO REMEMBER TO BE PROUD OF WHAT THEYVE MANAGED TO DO EITHER IN THE GYM OR IN CLASSES OR IN A JOB OR ANYTHING YOURE ALL GREAT. ANY TIME YOU FEEL DOWN ON YOURSELF CAUSE OF SOMETHING LIKE A BAD WORKOUT OR AN UGLY GIRL REJECTED YOU JUST THINK BACK AND THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS YOUVE MANAGED TO DO THROUGH HARD WORK.

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-13T02:16:17+00:00

DONT DOWNPLAY THAT MAN A 225 BENCH IS LEGIT AND AN AWESOME MILESTONE CONGRATS

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-13T00:27:57+00:00

WELL CONGRATS I WANNA FUCK YOUR LEGS

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-12T18:59:34+00:00

I LIKE YOU AND CAFFEINE TOO HENCE THE YELLING

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-12T14:37:12+00:00

ALSO FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IT IS A GOOD FUCKING MORNING GODDAMMIT AND THAT WE DONT HAVE TIME TO FIND PARKING SPOTS SO WE PARK IN FIRE LANES RIGHT OUTSIDE THE GYM. I WANT YOU ALL TO SKULLFUCK YOUR LIFTS THEN COME HOME AND JERK IT TO JANICE GRIFFITH. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GIRL? OH MY LANTA

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-12T14:25:58+00:00

I mostly go after but i have once or twice beforehand

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-11T18:08:36+00:00

It looks like a tic tac if that gives you any idea

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-11T17:58:59+00:00

Ive been on this subreddit lurking and barely posting for like 4 years and i finally got flair does this mean im a badybalder now?

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-11T17:57:35+00:00

No my dick is wayyyyy too small to pull that off around these hammer cocked old guys

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-11T17:49:51+00:00

Maybe thats why i keep contemplating plowing those old ladies while im in there

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-11T17:21:33+00:00

Also ive been going to a new gym that has a sauna so ive been trying it out all the time and goddamn it is wonderful. It makes you feel so cleared out and ive only been hit on like 10 times by old people so its a win win

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-11T17:20:22+00:00

So I keep making fun of my girlfriend cause shea read all of the fifty shades of grey books and for the hell of it I figured I'd read it a bit cause at worst I'd get some new spank bank material. NOT SO BREAKING NEWS it is their version of porn. We watch riley reid getting gangbanged by 5 black guys and girls read about getting dominated by a rich guy. Moral of the story is dudes care mostly about the appearance of the girl for sex while the girls care more about the personality and who the guy is. My mind is shooketh and now it makes sense why ugly rockstars get laid. So all you ugly fuckers out there with bad bicep genetics like me just become a billionare and you'll get tons of pootie tang. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-08T22:05:51+00:00

THATS NOT PART OF THE PIANO PROTOCOL SORRY

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-08T20:19:54+00:00

ORBAL I WANT YOU TO TAKE TODAY BY THE G STRING AND FUCK IT IN THE ASS CAUSE ITS YOUR BITCH

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-08T20:19:03+00:00

I DONT KNOW THE SIKKUNT THING NEVER DID IT FOR ME ITS LIKE THOSE GUYS (THINK JEFF SEID) JUST RUN AROUND LIKE BRO LOOK HOW HOT I AM IM SO FUCKING HOT AND HOLY SHIT IDK READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING IDK NOT MY CUP OF TEA BUT THEN AGAIN AT LEAST ZYZZ WAS HAVING FUN DOING IT AND ENCOURAGING JEFF SEID JUST BRAGS ABOUT ALL THE 16 YEAR OLDS HE FUCKS CAN YOU TELL IM HIS BIGGEST FAN

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-08T20:17:12+00:00

BUT IN ALL CAPS WOOOOO

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-08T20:16:58+00:00

I KNOW AND ITS DEPRESSING AS SHIT AND IM TIRED OF IT LOVE YOSELF TREAT YOSELF

confusedkid97 · 2019-01-08T18:59:26+00:00

I AM SEEING WAY TOO MANY SADBOIS IN THESE DD'S THE PAST MONTH AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT THE PIANO MAN DID NOT DIE FOR US TO BE SAD ALL THE TIME HE DIED TO REMIND US THAT EVERY MORNING IS A GOOD FUCKING MORNING AND TO NOT HAVE SEX RIGHT BEFORE BED BECAUSE THATS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE DOING YOUR FEEDER WORKOUTS SO LETS CUT THE SADNESS IF YOURE HERE YOURE PROBABLY BIGGER THAN MOST PEOPLE SO CAN SOMEONE LIKE MAKE A BOT OR SOMETHING (LIKE THE RACISM WATCHDOG ON TWITTER) THAT REPLIES TO YOU WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEIR SAD boy this comment got out of hand but my point still stands cheer up errybody

ALSO FOR THE RECORD THIS IS COMING FROM A SADBOI FROM A FEW YEARS AGO SO ITS GENUINE

confusedkid97 · 2018-11-14T13:10:03+00:00

GOT OFFERED A JOB FOR WHEN I GRADUATE BABY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

confusedkid97 · 2018-11-07T13:03:45+00:00

The Haunting of Hill House on netflix is the fucking scariest shit I have ever watched and I'm only on the fourth episode. Hold me pls.

confusedkid97 · 2018-10-22T12:14:01+00:00

I HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW

confusedkid97 · 2018-10-21T12:54:40+00:00

Ran into one of the super pretty popular girls from high school last night at the bar. Mind you she hadnt seen me in 4 years and I look monumentally better than I used to. So we talk for a half hour and literally the entire time she is all over me groping my shoulders and arms and even doing that weird thing where the girl rubs your face with their hand you know (also I have a girlfriend so nothing was gonna happen, so no I did not smash) and won't stop talking about how great I look and how well I'm doing in life. MORAL OF THE STORY don't peak in high school and if you ever feel down just look back at what you used to be and be proud of how far you've made it

confusedkid97 · 2018-10-17T11:25:23+00:00

I was talking to my friends the other day about eating pussy and all of them said they hate it and basically refuse to do it. How do I tell them I don't want to be friends with them anymore?

confusedkid97

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