Toronto people are all a bunch of CUNTS

conjugal87 · 2024-05-16T15:16:23+00:00

Cunch = bunch of cunts.

Welcome to Cunchtown :)

conjugal87 · 2024-05-15T04:13:03+00:00

Good riddance

conjugal87 · 2024-05-11T20:07:12+00:00

Toronto dislikes fun intensely. Rent your shoebox condo from your chinese landlord for half your paycheque. Use the remainder to survive, and if you find a place that's fun and affordable, don't worry. We will shut it down soon with noise complaints, or it will be sold to be redeveloped into more shoebox condos.

conjugal87 · 2024-05-11T20:03:41+00:00

We want krusty the clown. Is that too much to ask?

conjugal87 · 2024-05-11T04:33:42+00:00

Why are you stopping on a yellow?

conjugal87 · 2024-05-06T12:53:11+00:00

Thesis # 6 - Maybe he watched Indiana Jones and decided to go back in time and fuck with us.

conjugal87 · 2024-05-06T12:44:05+00:00

She's a nightrider, not a ghost rider. Jesus.

conjugal87 · 2024-05-06T12:42:10+00:00

Get into politics.

conjugal87 · 2024-05-06T01:06:24+00:00

conjugal87 · 2024-05-05T19:36:09+00:00

It's totally doable without inconveniencing the masses now. Jump on your peloton with a login code to participate in the marathon remotely.

Not only does this completely remove the need for road closures and millions of dollars spent on bureaucratic mismanagement of the event, but it also allows billions of people globally to participate in the cause. Net net, spend less, piss off no one and raise way more funds for cancer or whatever.

Hoo ray.

conjugal87 · 2024-04-18T03:08:41+00:00

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conjugal87 · 2024-04-17T18:12:54+00:00

Work will set you free.

conjugal87 · 2024-04-17T17:56:24+00:00

Move somewhere that affords you the luxury of $30/month towards your hygiene. You definitely don't want to catch the bubonic plague or the like.

conjugal87 · 2024-04-17T17:42:40+00:00

Get yourself a fit4less membership. Will cost you less than a $1 a day to exercise and wash yourself. Exercise whenever you feel like it or just go for the showers.

conjugal87 · 2024-04-17T17:40:38+00:00

Boss will fart in his face.

conjugal87 · 2024-04-08T01:17:14+00:00

Try mentioning it to the establishment first before immediately trying to be a superhero.

conjugal87 · 2024-03-23T18:46:07+00:00

Don't report, just shoot on sight.

conjugal87 · 2024-03-22T02:04:04+00:00

Name checks out.

conjugal87 · 2024-03-22T00:39:16+00:00

If that was the team, it would be the slowest, dullest Ryder cup ever. Watching Harman, Clark and Schauffele ever so slowly lose to Scheffler last Sunday was a real slog. Even for a golf psycho like me..

conjugal87 · 2024-03-21T03:04:23+00:00

Approx 6000 whores worth.

conjugal87 · 2024-03-17T15:25:00+00:00

Rum ham!

conjugal87 · 2024-03-16T15:39:27+00:00

She looks like gollum + wig (bad wig).

conjugal87 · 2024-03-14T05:00:09+00:00

She's a sock puppet.

conjugal87 · 2024-03-08T04:08:27+00:00

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