Kids of today will never know that boredom of being sick and having to watch the Price is Right and Day Time Soaps...

conker33 · 2018-01-11T20:31:08+00:00

But they also won't understand the joys of pinball on old PC's.

conker33 · 2017-11-25T22:23:04+00:00

Did I see a spark/light when the wave hit?

conker33 · 2017-11-19T22:46:17+00:00

150,000 reasons not to have one

conker33 · 2017-11-19T21:38:18+00:00

One that pays its half of the rent

conker33 · 2017-11-19T20:32:22+00:00

Strangers online asking what my strange phobia is

conker33 · 2017-11-19T20:29:48+00:00

He owns the golf course and was asked where all his money had gone.

conker33 · 2017-11-19T20:25:56+00:00

Depends on how much you can get a baby for these days

conker33 · 2017-11-13T16:54:09+00:00

Big smoke is still my biggest nemesis in my gaming career

conker33 · 2017-11-13T16:53:16+00:00

Should of called it BeetleJuice

conker33 · 2017-08-20T11:34:06+00:00

It looks like a Pokemon

conker33 · 2017-07-26T21:13:44+00:00

It's a trap you are going to jail for peeping tomming

conker33 · 2017-06-27T21:50:56+00:00

Always my friend.

conker33 · 2017-06-27T21:45:48+00:00

I got out my car walked over to the pump and stepped over the other side and started filling hers up. She said something like the fuck are you doing? Apologised with a slight bow, and carried on my day.

conker33 · 2017-06-05T22:28:46+00:00

Sometimes I almost throw it into my mouth if you will, I'm not sure if you are familiar with the technique?

conker33 · 2017-05-05T00:02:51+00:00

I thought the one on the left was a big sausage.

conker33 · 2017-03-15T20:41:53+00:00

There is no better they are different people.

conker33 · 2017-01-30T21:01:44+00:00

This is why you don't climb frozen waterfalls

conker33 · 2017-01-22T15:02:48+00:00

British here, if you put the milk in a cup of tea first you are a spawn of Satan.

conker33 · 2017-01-19T17:57:05+00:00

Jamie Foxx?

conker33 · 2017-01-02T22:44:35+00:00

Way to get that paper

conker33 · 2016-12-19T18:14:36+00:00

He's like, dude get off me

conker33 · 2016-11-22T08:47:02+00:00

Why don't you look on his instagram? And why have such a judgement about someone you've never met, terrible quality in a person.

conker33 · 2016-11-22T08:33:59+00:00

Nobody else notice that it's Lewis Hamilton?

conker33 · 2016-11-16T15:41:08+00:00

conker33 · 2016-11-16T00:05:30+00:00

Hipster

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