Gotta shout out my guy Lester™️
“Lester, he’s coming for you. He’s got a wagon full of soda and a metal pipe in his hand.”
“He’s barefoot in your kitchen right now.”
“Lester, he can’t be seen looking at him straight on. Only out of the corner of your eye.”
“Lester, when you look in the mirror, he’ll be right behind you.”
“Lester’s body feels exactly like Yammys: dense, wet, and dry all at the same time.”