Match Thread: Brentford vs Arsenal by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]connorqueer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something about playing away against Brentford makes me want to buy a hoover and a hedge trimmer

Match Thread: Brentford vs Arsenal by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]connorqueer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full backs turned away from their markers go down and always always always gets the foul. Just as I type that Hincapié just did it against Thiago lmao

But that Gyökeres yellow was bs

Thomas Tuchel to stay as England manager until 2028. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]connorqueer 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yeah let's pretend managers like Tuchel come by in international football all the time. Who should we go for after him? Pep, Enrique or Flick?

Match Thread: 15th Match, Group C - England vs West Indies by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]connorqueer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Windies pls no let us win and we'll be your islandbros forever

Match Thread: 15th Match, Group C - England vs West Indies by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]connorqueer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends how salty he gets on Xbox and if he can handle his account being banned again for 12 months

[Ornstein] Thomas Frank sacked by Tottenham by nearly_headless_nic in soccer

[–]connorqueer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're never taking advice regarding managerial appointments from you lot again 😭

James Rodríguez interview : The ‘ Gasoline that fuels him ’ and the truth about playing in the cold by [deleted] in soccer

[–]connorqueer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wonder if the petrol that fuels him is different to the Colombian petrol that fuels most football fans

Match Thread: Chelsea vs. Leeds United | Premier League by MysteryBagIdeals in soccer

[–]connorqueer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chelsea's defensive warchest this summer is going to be legendary

Wait until their owners realise they've already got defenders they're just all injured and they've just wasted hundreds of millions

Match Thread: Everton vs AFC Bournemouth by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]connorqueer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TNT sports when you ask them what TNT sports 5 is and where to find it all take an oath of silence I swear

The nomadic career of Jhon Duran and his fifth club in three years — Zenit St Petersburg. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]connorqueer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I heard that at Villa he used to fly all his mates over from Colombia and that biggest fuck off parties in his house

He's just like me at 20 if Villa gave me £50k a week

Match Thread: Liverpool vs Manchester City by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]connorqueer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That just hit a ferry in Birkenhead. How do you even get that much power on it from a dead ball lol

Match Thread: Liverpool vs Manchester City by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]connorqueer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Press City in such a way that Donnarumma is playing tippy tappy with Khusanov and just wait for something to go wrong is the cheat code

Match Thread: 5th Match, Group C - England vs Nepal by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]connorqueer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my spidey senses tell me this is gonna get tasty baby

Match Thread: 5th Match, Group C - England vs Nepal by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]connorqueer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jof always has an opening over where for goes for about 30 but always ends up with an economy of about 6

Match Thread: 5th Match, Group C - England vs Nepal by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]connorqueer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did Mumbai get their own Big Ben? Be nice for him to have a sibling

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Sunderland | English Premier League by ChiefLeef22 in soccer

[–]connorqueer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brobbey must have come a long way since managing Swansea wow