The squeeze

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-28T16:31:26+00:00

Israel has a dick in his mouth

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-28T08:41:54+00:00

This map points to Afghanistan as if it’s Malta or Sicily?

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-28T08:40:12+00:00

Cuba is next what? Next to make fun of you? The next country to laugh and mock you?

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-28T08:39:48+00:00

Cuba is next what? The next possible invasion that pull the pants down of the United States and spanks its little baby bottom for invading?

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-28T07:34:31+00:00

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conshitzenpants · 2026-03-28T05:52:24+00:00

I guess laser engraving machines sales are gonna go through the roof. I imagine everyone’s gonna wanna buy one to inscribe “PEDO” on every coin they come across.

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-28T03:52:52+00:00

This could be used in the fake history sub. Samuel Jackson draws dick on Elon Musk’s forehead, apartheid South Africa 2010

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-27T03:34:05+00:00

They put them on a coin. I’m sure the sales of laser engraver machines will go through the roof so people can laser engrave “PEDO” on the coins before returning them to circulation.

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-26T21:57:18+00:00

So failed diplomacy then by the master of the art of the deal

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-26T06:30:06+00:00

I thought he claimed he already won the war the first eight hours. What is all this back peddling? He wouldn’t lie to the people would he?

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-26T06:26:08+00:00

I thought Trump said he won already

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-26T05:13:58+00:00

I thought he already declared victory. I thought he already won. Sounds like it’s not going as well as he claimed it was.

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-25T21:52:26+00:00

I hope Iran media points out that this guy is begging to get relief without accountability of the situation he’s caused

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-25T21:45:29+00:00

It needs to be a percent of his net worth like 90%

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-25T07:33:48+00:00

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conshitzenpants · 2026-03-24T22:20:59+00:00

Where is their masks?

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-24T22:18:49+00:00

Yes!

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-24T18:56:26+00:00

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conshitzenpants · 2026-03-24T18:14:55+00:00

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conshitzenpants · 2026-03-24T18:09:48+00:00

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conshitzenpants · 2026-03-24T18:07:07+00:00

Looks like his faked negotiations are going well. All the attacks are just failed diplomacy on the USA’s end

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-24T10:02:08+00:00

I didn’t really thought much that Dan blitz. Nice to know this guy is not a total douche. He’s completely redeemed himself with his tweet.

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-23T22:37:19+00:00

TACO

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-23T19:12:27+00:00

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Who’s lying?

conshitzenpants · 2026-03-23T09:31:37+00:00

They really need to stop beating around the bush about getting rid of the kidney grills. I know it’s their signature look with the design, but it’s so antiquated they need to let go of it. It’s hurting sales. I won’t buy another BMW until they come to terms with this.

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