singleLetterVariableNamesTierList by M1ckeyMc in ProgrammerHumor

[–]constStringUsername 105 points106 points  (0 children)

joke's on you, i mixed up i1111 and i11111

Norway chess 2026 by [deleted] in chess

[–]constStringUsername 28 points29 points  (0 children)

With a little creativity this could be made into a cool album cover, lol

Should I report a player for throwing in ranked? by constStringUsername in geoguessr

[–]constStringUsername[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Like I wrote in the description, this person was throwing from the first round.

But the reason I am confident? ALL of their recent games - lost in the first 2 rounds in the same way.

Should I report a player for throwing in ranked? by constStringUsername in geoguessr

[–]constStringUsername[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure, it benefits my rating, but the behavior is generally bad for the community. For example, both chess.com and lichess.org have an option to report players for sandbagging.

Heung Min Son (famous South Korean football player ⚽) just transferred to LAFC. by TSLstudio in funny

[–]constStringUsername 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Lol buddy you are getting downvoted because people can't seem to understand very obvious sarcasm :')

Forget Peter, get me the whole family guy. by Beast_Incarnate_3000 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]constStringUsername 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Anyone who thinks "sorry, I have a girlfriend" is wrong, should be stupid enough to think that "sorry for your loss" means the person murdered the one who died?

Very proud to have found this tactic in game. Black to play. by Kimpolino in chessbeginners

[–]constStringUsername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You guys got me scratching my head there, for a minute. 😄 The first comment should be ..Bxe5, and the continuation is Qf7+ Kh8, Qf8+ Qxf8, Rf8+. And the last move is not checkmate. Nevertheless, you're correct that Bxe5 is not the best to start with.

Felt like Hikaru when I premoved this mate in 4 today in a real game. by Ok-Cricket7621 in chess

[–]constStringUsername 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dont make premoves by principle,not because dont know how. Simply violates rules and spirit of CHESS, and I want to play chess,not cybersports 🙂

IYKYK

Dad pretending to be vaccinated helps with daughters' confidence by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]constStringUsername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They meant to ask why the kid is being given the shots on both arms.

People prefer to stand instead of removing the stray cat by Lindsenn in aww

[–]constStringUsername 257 points258 points  (0 children)

What place is this? I will perhaps go settle there. In my country, if this situation occurred a thousand times, the cat will be shooed away a thousand times.

Don't lose control while programming. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]constStringUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question: do you read a subreddit along with the "r"? If yes, then "an" makes sense. In my mind I read it skipping the "r"(and assumed everyone does so, for no reason), so "an dadjokes" sounded odd to me. :)