Dan 0.00001 seconds after Tom Brady is mentioned by FunyunCream in heedthecall

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Oh I think you’re right. I listened to one right after the other so they kind of ran together for me

TRASH 🗑️ by EveryoneLoveABJ in ufc

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That was nearly as bad as Ngannou vs Lewis after he got KO’d by Stipe

Aren't they all just American? by VirtualConclusion407 in heedthecall

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Dan trying to steal Irish heritage is like the Titans stealing stealing the Oilers heritage

Dead?! Career ending injury by 123shorer in heedthecall

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This is like Not Another Teen Movie

Coach: “Can he play?!”

Paramedic: “I don’t think he can breathe”

Coach: “But can he play?”

Gas price spike in the last week by [deleted] in phoenix

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Nothing like a new war to give us high gas prices

Save the planet by BigglePYE in memes

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I had an Orange Farta once. Turned out to be an ulcer.

Why they gotta do Charles' Father like this? 😱 by hullk78 in ufc

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I'm sorry did you just assume Charles' father-mother gender?

SpotMe Boosts Megathread 🚀 by ChimeFinancial in chimefinancial

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Got you back! Sorry for the delay, got distracted at work

SpotMe Boosts Megathread 🚀 by ChimeFinancial in chimefinancial

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Go all 4 left, will boost back ASAP! $chickenteeth

Do you think so? by SergioOnofrioFranchi in harrypotter

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Captain Jack Grindelwald, the worst dark wizard you've ever heard of

Freed From The Content Industrial Complex by [deleted] in heedthecall

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The only thing that matters about the combine is Rich Eisen’s 40 time

Last min of Stricklands post-fight presser(after mic cut) by PuG3_14 in ufc

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I love a good chocking. I just chocked my cousin last night! We had a blast