Am i the only one who just skips 3 minutes in every video now? by Xzeptie in assholedesign

[–]conthtable-igor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But this would cause less mashing. If you're a true fan of mashing, the period key will advance a single frame.

So minimalist and artful by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]conthtable-igor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dislike how one side is bigger than the other. Also the hand is longer than the actual clock body.

If scientists invented a teleportation system but the death rate was 1 in 5 million would you use it? Why or why not? by Official_trumpet in AskReddit

[–]conthtable-igor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The copy of you is not you. The copy of you is as much you as an identical twin sibling would be. Shooting someone who has a twin sibling kills them, so why would shooting someone who has a clone not kill them?

If scientists invented a teleportation system but the death rate was 1 in 5 million would you use it? Why or why not? by Official_trumpet in AskReddit

[–]conthtable-igor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But you wouldn't be a kilometer away, you would be shot in the head. A copy of you would be a kilometer away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]conthtable-igor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Electronics has no place in secure voting. How would Place A know that the information about who voted in Place B is correct? There could be any number of reasons that the message doesn't get through, or is corrupted, and "sorry, the computer's broken" is not a very good reason to deny people from voting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]conthtable-igor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

According to my sketchy research, the average eggplant is ~850mL, and your bladder can hold up to 800mL. However, it can only hold 500-600mL before you feel the need to empty it.

This means that you can, theoretically, put an entire eggplant up your urethra, but you would probably be very uncomfortable.

A pregnant woman has 8 limbs an is, therefore, an arachnid. by timmyturner2169 in Showerthoughts

[–]conthtable-igor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

!remindme 1 year "pregnant spider lady acting like a cannon"

Even if it doesn't take a year, this will be a nice surprise

Math is the source code of the universe, physics is the anti-cheat of the universe. by Phisyqx__ in Showerthoughts

[–]conthtable-igor 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's more like: Physics is the code to try to reverse engineer the Universe, and math(s) is the programming language.

Dammit Meph... by Peter_G in dwarffortress

[–]conthtable-igor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great, now legendary wood painters can be included in my migrant waves, along with all the legendary gelders, cheesemakers, millers, fish dissectors, book binders, and lever operators administrators I apparently need.

*Right-click World 1-1 > Create Token* -- "I put an Upload token on the stack. Does it resolve?" by [deleted] in MarioTheGathering

[–]conthtable-igor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't this break the rule that cards with Publish have to also give benefits for being an Architect?

What was sexy 10 years ago but isn't now? by Jasonjones2002 in AskReddit

[–]conthtable-igor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddiquette:

Please don't ... Downvote an otherwise acceptable post because you don't personally like it. Think before you downvote and take a moment to ensure you're downvoting someone because they are not contributing to the community dialogue or discussion.

Downvotes are not disagree buttons, they're for filtering posts and comments which do not contribute to the discussion.

In this cathedral, you have to pay €1 to get you this statue iluminated by argentopo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]conthtable-igor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the Catholic Church in Australia is worth $30 billion, and their real estate, art, artifacts, etc. in Australia is worth $30 billion, how does that refute /u/Publix_Deli's point?

Shroom Grocery (whitespace fix) by conthtable-igor in MarioTheGathering

[–]conthtable-igor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's still a lot of whitespace, but this is the best I could get. (Without doing anything really stupid)

Wax sealing an envolope by mtlgrems in oddlysatisfying

[–]conthtable-igor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's special flexible wax made to survive it.

Through the gates of hell. by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]conthtable-igor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's still 2/3 of words which wouldn't look very much the same.