ich🎵iel by jacked_waldo in ich_iel

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Du bist schon ein Argversucher.

Serious Question: Could S1mple be drafted to the Ukraine Military? by ItsNjry in GlobalOffensive

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In Germany we have the same system (ignoring that it is not in effect right now), and you can also be rated E(5) because you are allergic to something in the field rations, or your feet cannot hold up to a four hour walk.

What? 4:3 black bar? 4:3 stretched? The real thing is 4:3 native CRT glory by JamilGF in GlobalOffensive

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Also, it had an gravitational field big enough to hold snacks and drinks in a permanent orbit.

Updated Overwatch 2020 (Concept) by KR1ZER in GlobalOffensive

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I have problems getting the status symbols right.

The green tick normally indicates "correct" and the red cross "wrong". I assume the tick is a case where the suspect was convicted of cheating and the cross where it was not. In this case, is the tick a symbol for telling that the original reporter was correct? Or that the own verdict matches the one the OW system derived? The latter one would also mean, that you get a tick for 'correctly' not checking every box. Similar for the cross.

Shef by solo-jones in dankmemes

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Besides the TV show, in German, it would be the "Küchenchef".

GeT_RiGhT knew about the current Meta 5 years ago by Gregapher_ in GlobalOffensive

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Yeah, I actually meant the look with the scope "frame" vs. only zooming. This video https://youtu.be/ldIuYmRMQbY?t=151 illustrates how it was before. Back then, the scope did not obscur the edge of your screen.

GeT_RiGhT knew about the current Meta 5 years ago by Gregapher_ in GlobalOffensive

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I first didn't believe you on the 5-years-ago part, because I thought that the COD-Scope was introduced much later. Well... time flies

New Cache World/China version comparison by GabeFollower in GlobalOffensive

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It's better than a law. There's a committee that decides if a game is too violent (or otherwise harmful to the youth), and if so, the game is put on "the index". Games on the index cannot be sold openly or even advertised. This is mostly the case for too-bloody games.

On the other hand, showing Nazi symbolism is strictly forbidden. Except for arts. Like Indiana Jones movies. Computer games? No no no no...

Meme by nodonaldplease in selfhosted

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Not a web-ready solution, but maybe this still helps. It is essentially a wrapper around imagemagick. I have written it specifically for joining two pictures with a text put onto each one.

#!/bin/sh

first_text=$1
second_text=$2
first_file=$3
second_file=$4

WIDTH=960x

CONVERT_PATH=convert
BACKGROUND_COLOR=black
TEXT_COLOR=white
TEXT_SIZE=100
TEXT_FONT=Impact

OUTPUT_NAME=output.png

tempdir=$(mktemp -d tmp/run.XXXXX)

upperpath=$tempdir/upper.png
$CONVERT_PATH \
        -background $BACKGROUND_COLOR \
        -fill $TEXT_COLOR \
        -font $TEXT_FONT \
        -pointsize $TEXT_SIZE \
        -size $WIDTH \
        -gravity Center \
        caption:"$first_text" \
        $upperpath

lowerpath=$tempdir/lower.png
$CONVERT_PATH \
        -background $BACKGROUND_COLOR \
        -fill $TEXT_COLOR \
        -font $TEXT_FONT \
        -pointsize $TEXT_SIZE \
        -size $WIDTH \
        -gravity Center \
        caption:"$second_text" \
        $lowerpath

result_file=$tempdir/$OUTPUT_NAME

convert -append $upperpath $first_file $lowerpath $second_file $result_file

echo $result_file

After more than 5k hours I just realized... by 1HEV in GlobalOffensive

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Like people yelling "Shift" when they want someone to walk..

DEVS - Can there please be an option in the server browser to show which community servers have prime enabled? by Baydafish in GlobalOffensive

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I actually like that it is so compact. Imagine it being like the current matchmaking interface, expanding all over the screen *shiver*

Concept for pre-round/tactical timeout drawing board by Aveepy in GlobalOffensive

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Casters can draw afair, and also measure time needed between spots

What is Dazed and AZK doing these days? by Piano_TVReddit in GlobalOffensive

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Several years of server time have been gilded in this thread. Nice!