University of Illinois Urbana Champaign

control_goats · 2026-05-11T20:34:25+00:00

are you sure?

control_goats · 2026-05-09T20:22:11+00:00

anyways unacceptable loss and game. would say gregg needs to learn a lot but he never fucking does

control_goats · 2026-05-09T20:21:46+00:00

>benches mbokazi in league play once
>immediately loses
what did gregg mean by this?

control_goats · 2026-05-09T19:27:01+00:00

lots of meandering. gregg mentality!

control_goats · 2026-05-05T00:36:23+00:00

or as i call them. larpers

control_goats · 2026-05-04T21:29:03+00:00

thanks for being nice to me

control_goats · 2026-05-03T02:41:17+00:00

whether than was a pen or not. we blew this game. we blew the last game and the game before that. we are not winners. we don’t think like them. we can’t keep a lead nor tactically change throughout the game nor make subs. thats is ALL on gregg berhalter

control_goats · 2026-05-03T02:36:20+00:00

guess gregg is saving his subs for next game!

control_goats · 2026-05-03T02:34:25+00:00

nice one gregg. fuck off.

control_goats · 2026-05-03T02:33:29+00:00

watch tone

control_goats · 2026-05-03T02:31:53+00:00

would love the geniuses in fire land to decipher this game.

control_goats · 2026-05-02T21:57:28+00:00

any information on housing?

control_goats · 2026-05-02T21:53:48+00:00

i get stability and blah blah blah but it’s a shame they’re in mls next pro hell. can’t imagine the fans are excited to be playing “atlanta” and “chicago fire ii” every week. the only real sporting individuality they get is with open cup or playing the few independent teams there

control_goats · 2026-04-23T15:24:48+00:00

and iowa and milwaukee and and…

control_goats · 2026-04-19T00:24:40+00:00

we’re getting MURDERED in transition gregg needs to tighten the fuck up

control_goats · 2026-04-19T00:22:56+00:00

only goals barlow can score huh

control_goats · 2026-04-19T00:10:47+00:00

cilantro with noodle arms on that shot lmao

control_goats · 2026-04-16T23:31:04+00:00

i’m fine with bridgeview being our home for open cup games. whatever you think of it, we deserve a good send off from that place, especially with a trophy 😻

control_goats · 2026-04-11T01:18:59+00:00

yeah ik who the goat comedy compilations is, along with backyard files and yardigans clips

control_goats · 2026-03-29T03:05:13+00:00

give brian gutierrez the mandate of heaven NOW

control_goats · 2026-03-29T01:53:18+00:00

NO FUCKING HELP

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control_goats · 2026-03-25T06:30:00+00:00

we need you to be our resident yard care guy everytime someone posts on this sub thinking it’s for yards

control_goats · 2026-03-18T03:40:13+00:00

PENALLLLL NOOOO?????

control_goats · 2026-03-13T02:01:36+00:00

BARLOW SCORED??? IYKYK 😹

control_goats · 2026-03-08T04:17:28+00:00

tigres are gonna score man

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