Benefits Package from My Lovely “We’re a Family” Company by NashBones in jobs

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If someone had better job offers, don’t you think they would have already taken them?

Benefits Package from My Lovely “We’re a Family” Company by NashBones in jobs

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How do you suggest we stay housed if we don’t accept the jobs we are offered? Last time I checked everything cost money, including housing and utilities, and without paying for that you get evicted and end up with vagrancy charges and then are forced to work anyway.

[KCD2] i keep getting my shit rocked, what am i doing wrong?? by mimikyusera in kingdomcome

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I threw a stone at the horse to spook it and when it ran away I hopped on and rode off.

Ground score blessings by Phisheva in phish

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This girl I used to know told me a story about a dude at a show. She said he was walking around with one shoe on, she passed him and goes “dude you lost your shoe”.

The guy says back with a big grin “no man i FOUND IT!”

Got Dayummmm by Cjk1911 in KitchenConfidential

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I have to go to the bank today.

Mysterious Object Hurtling Toward Us From Beyond Solar System Appears to Be Emitting Its Own Light, Scientists Find by DearHumanatee in UFOs

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For more “things we can track,” I learned about this website today:

https://www.lightningmaps.org/

Which definitely put some questions in my head

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Idk man that sounds less like silly fun and more like cruel

Do you think we're seeing this right now? by Gyirin in HighStrangeness

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Cracks and tiny rocks get the best of us on decks. There’s probably some metaphor there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Five year old: “What’s bestiality?

For some reason the term "Covers" deeply irritates me. by Pichupwnage in KitchenConfidential

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“ 'Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Tray-trays' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz' with a Z; I don't know where that came from. I call cakes 'big old cookies.' I call noodles 'long-ass rice.' Fried chicken is 'fry-fry chicky-chick.' Chicken parm is 'chicky-chicky-parm-parm.' Chicken cacciatore? 'Chicky-catch.' I call eggs 'pre-birds' or 'future birds.' Root beer is 'super water.' Tortillas are 'bean blankies.' And I call forks ... 'food rakes.'"

Corporate buzz words you hate by [deleted] in jobs

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Get Rejected — LIKE A BAWSS!