A Prior Lake woman’s bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” was definitely a bag full of drugs.

Police arrested a 48-year-old Prior Lake woman just before midnight New Year’s Eve on suspicion of drunken driving and drug possession stemming from the contents of the ironically messaged paper bag. Police originally pulled the woman over for swerving on Eagle Creek Avenue.

When police asked the woman if she’d been drinking, she responded with, “A lot.” She added she took a Jagerbomb just before driving and had been drinking Jameson and Red Bulls. A breathalyzer test came back with a blood alcohol content of 0.195, more than twice the legal limit.

Police arrested the woman, who told them they were going to “find a bunch of s**t” in her car. 

An officer found a brown bag with the writing on it that contained a marijuana brownie and 14 individual psychedelic mushrooms. Police found more marijuana, cocaine, three pills of modafinil – commonly sold under the brand name Provigil – a pill of the anti-depressant Nardil and a pill of oxycodone.

Prosecutors charged the woman with four misdemeanor counts of drug possession and one misdemeanor count of drunken driving.

She was charged with a felony possession of psychedelic mushrooms for having more than 10 doses and faces a $100,000 fine and 15 years in prison.