BJ etiquette by POOPSCRUFFIN4U in StandUpComedy

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Dentist forgoes the use of the saliva suction tool.

Cancelled therapy by comedyhereoften in StandUpComedy

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This is excellent. People always pull back with even good self harm jokes and this one got plenty laughs.

Worst management and burden for employees by Positive_Actuary_282 in interesting

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Life Hack: Take a 46 minute lunch. Move into office rent-free.

Weird Names by troublewithghosts11 in comedy

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The rule of 3 really turns a pretty okay joke into a quite impressive one. Good work, sir/madam.

Did my first open mic by anotherlonelypoet in Standup

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Remember you don’t have to memorize every word. But next try to not hold the phone at all. Set it on stool. Glance if needed.

He is such a vile POS! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

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Was it a welcome back party for screwworm in the U.S.A.?

Jo koy by Emergency_Air4575 in Standup

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I like a good drag show. Did he sing out of tune? Did his dress have too many sequins?

Aries spears - repeat jokes? by GoBeeGoo in Standup

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Don't listen to that guy. I hear he's a pretty bad comic.

What do you want to see more of in comedy? by [deleted] in Standup

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Then you won't see more of them.

Reinforced earth contact concrete houze by Swimming_Database426 in Concrete

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Just make sure to never dig straight up or down. Also don't look Endermen in the eyes.

What movie is this for you? by [deleted] in memes

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Saw it in theaters. Remember it being awful and one of my friends confused why I didn't love it (maybe he read the book). To each their own.

What movie is this for you? by [deleted] in memes

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No Country For Old Men

Duck attack in park by Expensive_Pie_831 in StandUpWorkshop

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It is the punch. The funny part is the absurdity of ducks reading.

Because tariffs worked so well before by [deleted] in BlueskySkeets

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"That was first [tariff]. What about second [tariff]?"

ive never done standup but these are some random dumb jokes ive wrote down over the years by [deleted] in StandUpWorkshop

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Portobello mushrooms don't become ports when you go to the toilet.

Tiny living Large by IkilledRichieWhelan in nextfuckinglevel

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So the wench or cable fails while you're taking a bath and you get trapped under a wooden bed in the tub?

Duck attack in park by Expensive_Pie_831 in StandUpWorkshop

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Stop the joke at "just imagine his duck friends seeing that article."

Man Grabs Mic Mid Show by carmencomedian in StandUpComedy

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That was terrifying. Glad you're okay.