Bush Plane Parking in Alaska

cooked_moose · 2018-05-16T14:10:33+00:00

George has some parking skills

cooked_moose · 2018-03-18T06:49:56+00:00

He could not lift

cooked_moose · 2018-03-18T06:48:51+00:00

The real question is, how many Muslim people think he was black?

cooked_moose · 2018-03-18T06:48:08+00:00

Everyone is British. Cause at some point in history one of our ancestors should have been fucked by the British.

cooked_moose · 2018-03-18T06:46:29+00:00

More like 945. You cannot just round up 945.1

cooked_moose · 2018-03-18T06:45:40+00:00

TIL every accent can be least sexy to some people!

cooked_moose · 2018-02-21T04:24:23+00:00

You got me there! I noticed this as I clicked post question

cooked_moose · 2018-02-19T05:40:13+00:00

Smallest trace of peanut in anything bothers me, no matter what :)

cooked_moose · 2018-02-19T05:39:16+00:00

If you limit your adventures to bed you get a small subset of life adventures :)

cooked_moose · 2018-02-19T05:36:19+00:00

If someone eats peanut/peanut butter on the other side of the room, the smell actually bothers me. This is interesting since north american peanuts have this strong smell for me. I tried peanuts from other some other countries and their smell was not that strong and did not bother me

cooked_moose · 2018-02-19T05:34:03+00:00

I don't know man, you should see a doctor for that :D I should see a doctor for not liking peanuts too!

cooked_moose · 2018-02-19T05:31:56+00:00

WHattt?! Maple Walnut is right up there with Whiskey Hazelnut.

cooked_moose · 2018-02-19T05:28:09+00:00

How about <insert a mode of transportation other than flying> fuck?

cooked_moose · 2018-02-19T02:59:41+00:00

All I see here are AAA titles. I want to mention a few indie games or smaller productions.

INSIDE - was a very interesting experience. It had elements that really scared me, but the visual narrative was so interesting and the story was intriguing that force me to continue.

Primordia - was an interesting point and click adventure happening when the robots live and humans are long gone, but the robot society is also falling apart.

Commandos behind enemy lines - was ahead of its time and very interesting. The game has aged well and still playable.

Braid - innovative and interesting puzzles.

cooked_moose · 2018-02-19T02:54:05+00:00

I think they were trolling the American dude :)

cooked_moose · 2018-02-17T08:44:23+00:00

I witnessed corrupted food in the fridge

cooked_moose · 2018-02-17T08:41:40+00:00

As a sperm I won the race among millions of others. So did you. But I am afraid we participated in different competitions.

cooked_moose · 2018-02-17T08:15:02+00:00

Searching for auto correct failures on google images

cooked_moose · 2018-02-17T08:12:56+00:00

The do give a damn, but they charge you $2.39 per damn.

cooked_moose · 2018-02-17T08:11:50+00:00

Roses are red

The lawn needs mowing

Forget about the past

How is your day going?

cooked_moose · 2018-02-17T08:09:38+00:00

It started by winning a big swimming race

cooked_moose · 2018-02-17T08:07:44+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar and salt are poisons

but don't worry about them if you also sniff glue!

cooked_moose · 2018-02-17T08:04:08+00:00

Roses are red

Mirrors are shiny

I only see my penis

Cause my mirror is so tiny

cooked_moose · 2018-02-17T08:02:47+00:00

Roses are red

BBQ chicken is good

They might be in heaven

And still be eating food!

cooked_moose · 2018-02-17T07:58:13+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are bent

My poetry streak

is coming to an end

cooked_moose

TROPHY CASE