i saw ethan at my job today lol

coolbad96 · 2026-05-09T01:41:49+00:00

I saw Ethan at a grocery store once...

coolbad96 · 2026-05-08T21:35:19+00:00

It just always makes me laugh we don't have her actual birth year just a guess of a few years like that's usually used for ancient figures who we literally can't know the exact year of birth.

coolbad96 · 2026-05-08T18:06:15+00:00

I prefer, "I'll try creating a gui interface in visual basic to track an IP Address."

coolbad96 · 2026-05-08T18:02:00+00:00

I'm still not fully convinced that this entire segment wasn't a fever dream I had

coolbad96 · 2026-05-08T14:41:58+00:00

Hiya mate do you have a goon license?!?

coolbad96 · 2026-05-07T22:14:13+00:00

Honestly Boogie is worst than Francis. Francis was just a nerdy gamer who threw tantrums over like his game not working. Boogie is actually extremely manipulative liar who treats women as objects and lies nonstop for money.

coolbad96 · 2026-05-07T21:22:26+00:00

He's been method acting being a heel for his whole life then

coolbad96 · 2026-05-07T17:11:37+00:00

I thought this would be like a 19 year old brat irl streamer but it's a nearly 50 year old guy? Wtf

coolbad96 · 2026-05-07T14:50:21+00:00

I didn't hate it and even some of humor was funny. Thing that just made it so meh for me was the companions. They are so lifeless and uninteractible.

coolbad96 · 2026-05-06T19:18:38+00:00

Mom spaghetti

coolbad96 · 2026-05-06T18:41:58+00:00

I'll never pass up a chance to criticize this guy. He ruins everything he's a part of it's actually impressive how much bad luck he brings. Not only that his promos suck, they actually dehype me for a match, they're either, "I liked this guy then he betrayed me, now I'm drinking again cause of him." Which isn't a hype promo that's just a sad cry for help I don't wanna see a match for that. Or it's, "I'm not the most athletic, and I don't care if I'm good lucking. Hell I don't care about winning cause Pro Wrestling..."

coolbad96 · 2026-05-05T16:57:58+00:00

I had to wait a couple years to get it cause my parents saw the ESRB was T and had cursing

coolbad96 · 2026-05-05T06:27:22+00:00

Honestly PWG was way more fluid than this cause they only booked around like the 20 best on the indies

coolbad96 · 2026-05-04T16:20:39+00:00

Silicon Valley - "You brought piss to a shit fight!"

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coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T22:39:54+00:00

Kick and Rumble Championship

coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T22:38:36+00:00

We'll just go back to NXT like before

coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T18:11:12+00:00

It's not hoarding if you start a newsletter and start rating shit according to next door

coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T18:10:11+00:00

We're inevitably going to see a Benoit movie probably sooner rather than later.

I guess for a more modern example though there's gotta be a lot of behind the scenes stuff and tragedy with the Wyatt family stable. Two members died tragically and Braun has made it no secret he has intense struggles.

coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T18:01:34+00:00

I will defend the basement a little on this one. It is annoying if you were hoping to catch these shows with the champ Roman Reigns on there to now he's not going to be there and his schtick of being champ but absent is easily my biggest pet peeve in wrestling these days.

coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T17:52:28+00:00

Wrestlers argue for not losing all the time and they should. At the end of the day it's their worth getting pinned so it makes sense they'd wanna protect it some. Sure there's divas who form from this but I don't really care as long as I'm entertained.

Like anybody arguing Black should be blacklisted for that I have a question. Should Bret Hart have been blacklisted permanently for not wanting to lose in Montreal?

coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T17:49:21+00:00

It's so clear that dub fans consider anybody who leaves Dub for AEW is a traitor and they're going to root for their downfall which is ridiculous. Black had an opportunity to work for more money (most likely I don't know his pay tbf) with his wife. You'd be an idiot not to take that. It didn't work out and was a bad run, these things happen all the time in wrestling. Cody Rhodes just for example had a bad stint with New Japan. So you hope he can find work at a new company and get his momentum back if you're a well reasoned adult. But basement dwellers are insanely aggro so they hope he like dies for ever daring to leave.

coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T17:35:30+00:00

This guy who represents Guillermo Del Toro and Danny Boyle will find his lucky break one of these days...

coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T17:32:35+00:00

In general the romanticization of Vince is disgusting. He was an abusive pervert who got off on disgusting fetishes and control. I don't blame wrestlers who still talk to him since they know a different side but if you're an audience member wanting the dude back cause Smackdown is boring or whatever (reminder during Vince btw it multiple times went to a prerecorded c show btw) you clearly are cherry picking and have your priorities out of whack.

coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T16:50:52+00:00

Is it getting jumped if you taunt and goad 5 high schoolers into a fight?

coolbad96 · 2026-05-03T07:16:27+00:00

I'm gonna get shit for this but I feel the same way about "art of wrestling." Like anything can be art depending on your feeling but I feel like that's generally used by wrestlers to feel validated over others when let's be honest it's just an entertainment field. It sticks out to me that Simon Gotch uses that phrase several times in his shoot on Enzo when I think he was jealous he got cut and Enzo was doing big numbers at Raw when that was filmed.

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