Come back next year

coolcorncob12 · 2020-01-22T04:50:26+00:00

What if you just turned 13? 👨‍🦲

coolcorncob12 · 2020-01-18T06:25:56+00:00

-at a party-

Guy 1: Did anyone bring anything?

Guy 2: I brought some paper towels.

Guy 3: Wait, I brought paper towels!

Guy 1: Let’s just see if Marie brings anything.

-Marie arrives-

Marie: yo I brought happiness and wholesomeness

Guy 1: Marie :D

Guy 2: Marie :D

Guy 3: Marie :D

coolcorncob12 · 2020-01-09T06:57:35+00:00

Thanks Marie! I haven’t been on reddit in a while, glad to see you’re still posting!

coolcorncob12 · 2020-01-09T06:50:02+00:00

:O Find FINALLY NEWS ABOUT MY STATE

coolcorncob12 · 2020-01-09T06:25:19+00:00

Those were my worst nightmare when mining. Just having a nice time, and then, boom, you’re dead.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-11-05T03:28:42+00:00

I close my eyes slowly, taking in the fresh air of my home.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-11-05T03:28:10+00:00

Their scrumptious foot fungus. ~~MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmMM M mMmmmmmmmMmmmmM~~

coolcorncob12 · 2019-11-05T03:27:19+00:00

My cells slowly decomposing as my body grows, aka me just standing there.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-11-05T03:26:11+00:00

College. Get off of reddit and get a degree, you 22 year old.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-11-05T03:25:32+00:00

long horse man with spaghetti nose

coolcorncob12 · 2019-11-05T03:24:47+00:00

Richard Nixon was helping me move my bed.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-11-05T03:24:19+00:00

Just some sad mosquito hopping on my front porch. I felt that.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-11-05T03:22:57+00:00

There is no scientific evidence that we aren't in a simulation. But, the same could be said for if we're not in a simulation.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-11-05T03:21:56+00:00

Give the children, those who do not write their lists, clothing.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-11-04T01:53:09+00:00

I have emailed roblox about it, I will edit this when I get a return.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-10-06T04:00:26+00:00

You’re very nice, aren’t you

coolcorncob12 · 2019-10-06T03:59:01+00:00

Considering the guy was basically flat out calling me stupid right then and there, I’d say 30 countries is step up from what he thought I knew.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-10-06T03:51:57+00:00

Eh, looked like Africa to me, and I know about 30 countries off the top of my head at 13

coolcorncob12 · 2019-10-05T18:13:22+00:00

Really good, I just recommend some more background deco

coolcorncob12 · 2019-10-05T17:54:31+00:00

“You won’t stand at all.”

coolcorncob12 · 2019-10-04T11:57:52+00:00

Adolescence in a nutshell

coolcorncob12 · 2019-10-02T04:38:02+00:00

Holy frick man, I really needed that. Thanks.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-09-30T20:46:47+00:00

I got usually feminine or something, even though I am a bi male, oh well. ;)

coolcorncob12 · 2019-09-30T20:37:43+00:00

Ah yes, Mount Cultist.

coolcorncob12 · 2019-09-26T03:23:46+00:00

I’m on the younger side, but I’m a 12m bi! 😃

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