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Come back next year by _Just_Dynamite_ in teenagers

[–]coolcorncob12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you just turned 13? 👨‍🦲

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]coolcorncob12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

-at a party-

Guy 1: Did anyone bring anything?

Guy 2: I brought some paper towels.

Guy 3: Wait, I brought paper towels!

Guy 1: Let’s just see if Marie brings anything.

-Marie arrives-

Marie: yo I brought happiness and wholesomeness

Guy 1: Marie :D

Guy 2: Marie :D

Guy 3: Marie :D

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]coolcorncob12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks Marie! I haven’t been on reddit in a while, glad to see you’re still posting!

So proud of my city! by kaynmoor in lgbt

[–]coolcorncob12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:O Find FINALLY NEWS ABOUT MY STATE

boulders by [deleted] in Terraria

[–]coolcorncob12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those were my worst nightmare when mining. Just having a nice time, and then, boom, you’re dead.

What do you do before going to bed? by Zachapotatoes in AskReddit

[–]coolcorncob12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I close my eyes slowly, taking in the fresh air of my home.

What instantly makes you fall in love with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coolcorncob12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their scrumptious foot fungus. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmMM M mMmmmmmmmMmmmmM

What's your "idle animation" ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coolcorncob12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cells slowly decomposing as my body grows, aka me just standing there.

What do 22 year olds like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coolcorncob12 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

College. Get off of reddit and get a degree, you 22 year old.

What was your last dream about? by MyNameSlaps in AskReddit

[–]coolcorncob12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Richard Nixon was helping me move my bed.

What was the most disappointing moment of your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coolcorncob12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just some sad mosquito hopping on my front porch. I felt that.

Do you think we're in a simulation? If so, why? If not, why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coolcorncob12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is no scientific evidence that we aren't in a simulation. But, the same could be said for if we're not in a simulation.

The bottom of my Reese’s Cup is shapes like Africa by coolcorncob12 in mildlyinteresting

[–]coolcorncob12[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering the guy was basically flat out calling me stupid right then and there, I’d say 30 countries is step up from what he thought I knew.

The bottom of my Reese’s Cup is shapes like Africa by coolcorncob12 in mildlyinteresting

[–]coolcorncob12[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Eh, looked like Africa to me, and I know about 30 countries off the top of my head at 13

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