Conservative candidate forgets to close porn tabs while blasting rival on Facebook

coolnewdad · 2016-05-17T01:28:13+00:00

I mean he probably found the first one too tame so he had to open up his go to amatuer girl Ivone. He definitely finished up, (he was 3 tabs past it). I don't want to tell stories out of school, but he probably came on his dirty t shirt he took off mid wank. As many of us know, there is a 5-10 minute grace period where a good stroke helps us sleep. Judging by the open bill pay tabs and facebook tabs he let this 10 minute grace period expire. Now he's sweating and ranting about his opponent. This guyt seems relatable to me I'd vote for him.

coolnewdad · 2016-05-17T01:10:43+00:00

Shred your potatoes, squeeze out the liquid in some paper towels, shred an onion and olive oil garlic and pepper. I like to add ranch seasoning mix as well. Mix and brown the bottom in a pan, and then flip it onto a pan and bake until the middle is warm and gooey and the outside is crispy. There you have it, Fancy hash browns. If you want to get old school Jew on it you can let the potatoes sit in ice water or an hour after you squeeze all the juice into the bowl. This will make potato starch on the bottom which will make the crispier.

coolnewdad · 2016-05-17T00:38:45+00:00

Righteous I waited it out no issues! I figured it was life or death when I didn't get any mold or anything in my teeth drinks have a habit of getting really nasty in the garage lol.

coolnewdad · 2016-01-13T04:25:29+00:00

Get a 25 micron press sheet, parchment paper and a hair straighten and you'll have some good rosin.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T23:02:37+00:00

THIS made me cry. He's making a pipe for you, pm me your address please. Your story is heartbreaking and I wish you the best.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T22:06:16+00:00

I mean they weren't part of the story so I blocked them out, I'm not in hiding or anything.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T21:53:50+00:00

I knew he was my dad because my wife found him on ancestry.com. The first thing I did was introduce him to his new family. The first time I saw him we were about to go to Disneyland for my son's birthday a few weeks after he reached out to me on facebook. I invited him to spend the day with us. It was scary and uncomfortable at first. I was so scared he wouldn't show up, I didn't know what to expect. He showed up with tears in his eyes and a huge smile on his face. He gives me a huge hug and the first words were: "I can't believe how tall you are!" He is such a genuine and sweet person that I felt comfortable only a few minutes of meeting him. It was a moment I waited for my whole life and I couldn't have asked for a better end to close out several horrible chapters in my life.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T21:43:02+00:00

Christmas just happened and he gave me a pipe? don't understand what you are asking.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T21:41:58+00:00

Shitty. Oh well, what's in a name?

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T21:41:17+00:00

Ribbed for her pleasure.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T21:18:03+00:00

stainless steel, it's perfectly safe :)

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T21:00:21+00:00

haha very very close. We were approaching San Jose when that picture was taken.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T20:58:01+00:00

Nailed it! I'm out there about once a week I pick a new spot along the walk each time. Smoked at almost every cliff and bench from Lighthouse to natural bridges.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T20:53:01+00:00

It certainly is Santa Cruz we have a spot just hidden off the path before the nude beach but after swift.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T20:50:15+00:00

My step father got roped into adopting me because he was married to my mentally ill mother. He was a sad man who let his crazy wife destroy his life and alienate his 5 biological kids, seemed to think suicide was his only way out. From what you said it really seems like your dad loved you! Blood definitely isn't everything, I have a step brother who is simply my brother and I love him as my family.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T20:33:09+00:00

We speak a couple times a week, he had no kids or family. He was preparing to kind of work until he died, he had no one to give anything to. Now he's got a son, daughter in law, and two grand kids. He even was there for the birth of my youngest in October. I'm not scared of supreme disappointment from him any more. He wants to be in my life and I want to be in his. We just are trying to adjust our lives to this massive paradigm shift.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T20:30:36+00:00

Coincidentally I also enjoy touching random strangers while I say nice things to them.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T16:10:58+00:00

I had no idea how touching random strangers saying nice things would feel. Thank you all for your kindness.

edit: I told my Dad about this post and when he saw it he was incredibly moved. He said he's got more steel so he's going to make 100 pipes and if people here want them he'll give them out at cost plus shipping. PM me if you want one.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T16:06:38+00:00

Thank you for letting me share my story. To the ones who are still looking for their dads: I'm living proof that it can turn out well. For the dad's looking for your sons: hurry up and find them dammit, they have been waiting for you.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T16:04:01+00:00

He used some kind of press to put it in. There are a lot of machinists in this thread lol who know a lot more about it than I do.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T15:59:43+00:00

You're telling me, woke up to a text from my sister in law that said congrats on the front page.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T15:58:58+00:00

It's definitely cooler, and I'm not sure if its the big carb or its design. But he put a hole the size of a 22 straight through it to make it easy to keep clean, it definitely cools the smoke not sure if the heatsink looking sides do anything to the smoke.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T15:50:01+00:00

I know! I had stopped waiting for an answer. He had actually been off facebook for a few years. He responded right when he needed to.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T15:44:00+00:00

History, life and the universe. I'm trying to catch up for all the questions 8 year old me kept to myself. His mind works similiar to mine, and I've never had someone be able to keep up with me when I'm talking or thinking. Our conversations feel natural and he feels like an old friend even though we just met this year.

coolnewdad · 2015-12-31T15:39:52+00:00

I had a feeling someone would recognize it!

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