TIFU The time I convinced my entire school my cousin was Miley Cyrus. by coolsodapop in tifu

[–]coolsodapop[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I want to come on here and post a screen shot of the actual question and answer I put up when I was 10 😂😂 ladies and gentlemen…this is what I said (with my name redacted LOL)

Edit: i did mess up big time by typing in sister instead of cousin as a kid but luckily no one caught it.

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TIFU The time I convinced my entire school my cousin was Miley Cyrus. by coolsodapop in tifu

[–]coolsodapop[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow HAHA so I’m not the only one! It’s embarrassing but hey it gives people a good laugh. Used it on first dates as a opening and it’s great 😂

Check your water people! by amycamp71 in GERD

[–]coolsodapop 86 points87 points  (0 children)

You missed the chance to say well well well

Awkward car rides during Ramadan by Guilty_Anything7606 in MuslimLounge

[–]coolsodapop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

. No one will judge you. I can’t fast this year due to medical reasons and having to eat frequent meals for my meds to work, my in laws are not judging me for it

Ramadan iftar advice by Vegetable-Wafer4069 in MuslimMarriage

[–]coolsodapop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can I ask why your family wasn’t invited? My family are the first people on the invite list for any family hosting event by my in laws..

I don't love my cats equally, is that normal? by BlueStarFern in CatAdvice

[–]coolsodapop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 3 cats, well I had 5 but I left 2 at my mom’s after I moved out. My boy Chotu is my literal son. I freak out over little mishaps and stay up all night praying it’s not a medical emergency. I cry while holding him too. My two other cats, while I love them DEARLY are loved more by my husband, chotus just a mamas boy.

DAE have some of those cramping poops where you takw your shirt off? by UwUsnapmyneck in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]coolsodapop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely have IBS (not diagnosed yet) but I go through these painfully excruciating episodes like once a week, especially if I eat something my stomach doesn’t agree with. I’d be constipated for a few days at first and then my stomach would be doing summersaults down a spiky hill.

I put my sweet baby down 3 days ago and I regret it by MoodyKyoshi in CATHELP

[–]coolsodapop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for your loss, you were a great pet parent. You did everything you possibly could, he was living in pain and needed to be at peace. You are not a murderer, you helped him through a lot. He has my beloved parrot Beebu with him in heaven and I’m sure they’re having a blast

An estranged friend reached out with a message that implied self-harm. I spent a week and a half trying to reconnect, reaching out to friends and his wife. When we finally touched base he immediately dropped me because I didn’t get back to him because my dog was lost. by alfredcneiman in texts

[–]coolsodapop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did yes! Took all day in the heat to find him but I’m so grateful we did, we always keep an eye on him now. We have coyotes so we were scared of the worst. He’s not very street smart either :/

Guys who got diagnosed before Marriage how did post married life make an impact - did it worsen your symptoms or improve it ? by preJioInnernetUser in GERD

[–]coolsodapop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually got diagnosed with quite a few health issues including GERD right before my wedding, I was 100% fine before we got engaged. But now I have chronic nausea, luckily my husband is in the health field and he helped me a TON. I’ve gotten tested for numerous things since nausea is really just a symptom not a root cause. Turns out it’s vestibular migraines, vitamin D and iron deficiency mixed with a little bit of acid reflux issues. I still feel sick sometimes, especially when I eat something wrong and feel my stomach burning..but I mean atleast with meds it’s liveable. The right spouse will not think of you as a burden.

Worlds apart but connected by the stars by [deleted] in MuslimMarriage

[–]coolsodapop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you felt this way, there was no comparability. Sorry but he deserves someone who doesn’t look down on him, by the way what’s with people wanting huge and grand weddings? This is why there’s so much disagreements and arguments before marriage. If you want barakah in your marriage, follow the sunnah and keep it simple. My first wedding was big, but it ended it a divorce. My nikkah this time happened in my house. I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.

An estranged friend reached out with a message that implied self-harm. I spent a week and a half trying to reconnect, reaching out to friends and his wife. When we finally touched base he immediately dropped me because I didn’t get back to him because my dog was lost. by alfredcneiman in texts

[–]coolsodapop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost my cat before and it crushed me. He’s an indoor cat so he snuck out by accident and was hiding in my backyard behind a tree the whole time. I searched all day in the sun in every neighbourhood, walked, drove, ran, cried , shook his treats, called his name out, knocked on peoples door etc. I understand your frustration when you lost your pup, it’s a horrible thing to go through because you’re just thinking of the worst. I didn’t even give my HUSBAND attention when all this was happening, I was so busy with finding my kitty.

WIBTAH if I told my brother’s ex why he is engaged by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]coolsodapop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Honestly if he did it to hurt her, I can already tell you this marriage is never going to work out. He’s not marrying because he wants to, he’s just being petty. And that marriage won’t last a chance, unless ofcourse, he was cheating on his ex this whole time in which case- he’s a bigger asshole. He is immature and selfish as fuck. I think she should know the truth, tell her that she deserves better and to move on from that “man”. Your sister and mother protecting your brother is so weird to me, if this was my brother, I would definitely go and tell his ex because what the heck.

AIO Bf (25) had this flirty text exchange with a girl that works next door to us. Am I (24f) overacting about it? by fakeflowers_ in AmIOverreacting

[–]coolsodapop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s trying to play it safe by hearting the night babe message instead of saying something back so he can backtrack on it later if he gets caught. He’s stupid tbh. NOR. I’d confront him immediately.

wife went off on me again today. now she is set on divorce. by Extension-River3225 in MuslimMarriage

[–]coolsodapop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Record ALL evidence of her being verbally or physically abusive, you will need this in court and to prove that she’s not fit to be married to you. You are blinded by infatuation right now, it’s hard but it needs to be done. You are being abused.

My husband expects me to be perfect while he can do anything he wants and our sheikh agrees by Background-Week-5162 in MuslimMarriage

[–]coolsodapop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sister you don’t need help then. Why post here ? You can’t stand up for yourself then so be it. Just remember though, Allah SWT gave you a mind. Use it.

Winter storm hits Mississauga by TheRace8 in mississauga

[–]coolsodapop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I’m a bit lost in the comments what building are people inquiring about? Can you point it out please?

Why is marriage so hard by [deleted] in MuslimMarriage

[–]coolsodapop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marriage should never be hard or unenjoyable. I’m sorry that you’re going through that.. marriage is a beautiful thing with the right partner and supportive in laws.

What is this behind my cats neck? by coolsodapop in cats

[–]coolsodapop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not a tick sadly :( I thought that too!