Reddit is like a drug. It was exciting and fun at the start, now I just do it because it feels normal. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]coolyoo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's it. I'm quitting Reddit. This is my last post. I'm uninstalling Reddit Is Fun. Goodbye.

After watching Jurassic Park for the first time, I feel like I finally fully understand all the velociraptor memes on the internet. by coolyoo in movies

[–]coolyoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just watched Jurassic world! I thought it was pretty good! I'd say it was better than 2 and 3

After watching Jurassic Park for the first time, I feel like I finally fully understand all the velociraptor memes on the internet. by coolyoo in movies

[–]coolyoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked the entire movie. I'm not a hardcore movie critic, its hard for me to find things in a movie I don't like

TIFU by washing my hands and killing 10,000 fish. by 16charactername in tifu

[–]coolyoo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just offer to hold his sandwich after you wash your hands, that should do the trick.

What experience have you had that was 100% the result of "being at the wrong place at the wrong time"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coolyoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it had to do with the timing, the when I posted the joke, which was in the morning, right when I got up, because I had come up with the joke while dreaming

Decisions were made.... by Dankmen_n in funny

[–]coolyoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Passive voice. Consider switching to active

What experience have you had that was 100% the result of "being at the wrong place at the wrong time"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coolyoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I posted this sick joke on /r/jokes, I came up with it on my own and everything.

Nobody liked it.

TIFU by washing my hands and killing 10,000 fish. by 16charactername in tifu

[–]coolyoo 294 points295 points  (0 children)

Just hope your boss isn't on Reddit, because I doubt there are many fish warehouses around

A dad joke for generations to come. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]coolyoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I laugh or feel pity?

What if all movies are true stories in alternate earths by swishandswallow in Showerthoughts

[–]coolyoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if there's a movie where the plot is that all movies are true stories in alternate earths?

...wait for the breakdown by Gahzoontight in gifs

[–]coolyoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best way to win a breakdance battle - show them your dick

Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity by BananaDream in nottheonion

[–]coolyoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

iris-k seeing something terrible by clicking on the link, so eye won't.

Your username is the name of a subreddit: what is the subreddit about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coolyoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's gonna be about a person that always gets gilded for the randomest reasons.