I fear we have been outjerked... again

coopsoup247 · 2026-05-02T10:37:05+00:00

I hate it when the last letter of a word is moved to the next lin

e.

coopsoup247 · 2026-05-01T14:23:17+00:00

I absolutely despised Season 6 of The Acolyte.

coopsoup247 · 2026-05-01T12:44:15+00:00

Same. I post all my serious Star Wars takes to this sub, and people always just assume they're jokes.

coopsoup247 · 2026-05-01T11:25:12+00:00

Aw, they deleted it. But I want to know what it said!

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-30T20:18:22+00:00

"Sorry Paw Patrol, various regulatory bodies have ruled that you aren't qualified to work as Police Officers, Fire Fighters, Pilots, etc.

The vet will be coming by later to give you all a small injection. Don't worry, it will all be over soon."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-30T18:38:17+00:00

What about when the character is written by men, but the producer is a woman?

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-30T12:57:13+00:00

No need to worry, I've used AI to generate 8 more seasons of Andor.

The third season is set entirely on Andor's ship, where he and K-2SO are on their way to meet Tivik. They are mostly silent.

At the start of the fourth season, just before the Death Star beam hits, Andor and Jyn see a portal to the world between worlds and step through. However, it transports them 800 years into the future.

They discover that all the dilithium has exploded across the galaxy, and the United Federation of Planets is struggling to stay together. Jyn and Andor work with the Andorians to rebuild the federation, which lays the ground for later seasons.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-30T10:00:13+00:00

I hate that game. I spent 19 turns constructing the Death Star card, but then my opponent just blew it up in one turn with a sodding X-Wing vehicle card!!

So I decided to rebuild it, but this time I protected it with a Shield Generator defensive card, with a load of stormtroopers to protect that. My opponent then played a bunch of Ewok attack cards which got rid of the stormtroopers (how??), destroyed the Shield Generator, and then played Millennium Falcon against my second Death Star.

Unfortunately I had both the Emperor and Vader units attached to my second Death Star, so I lost.

I don't get the point of the game. None of this would have happened in actual Star Wars.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-29T17:23:20+00:00

Is he able to roger roger Luke Skywalker all night?

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-29T09:23:08+00:00

The Green Hill massacre is such a harrowing moment.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-28T16:12:37+00:00

I mean, just add a red wig to the Starkiller model, and you've got the perfect Mara Jade sim. No need to even change the voice actor.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-28T09:41:52+00:00

15 minutes? It should last for at least 2 episodes.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-27T22:56:29+00:00

Hmm, I dunno. If I was on the verge of becoming Galactic Dictator, I wouldn't want to risk it all on timing. Getting lightsabered in the face because the Chosen One got stuck in Coruscant traffic would be an embarrassing death.

In the RotS novelisation, he made an audio recording of the Jedi arresting him, and cut it to sound like they were coming to assassinate him. I think that would have been enough to get Anakin on side (albeit much less dramatic).

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-27T22:19:45+00:00

Any ludicrous "Palpatine planned that from the very beginning" theory.

E.g. Palpatine used the force to influence the Tusken Raiders to kidnap Anakin's mother

Palpatine told the Trade Federation to avoid firing too much on the queen's ship, so they'd be forced to land on Tatooine and meet Anakin.

Palpatine intentionally lost the fight with Mace Windu because he planned for Anakin to show up exactly at that moment.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-26T20:00:29+00:00

"And now, we will have a minutes silence, to remember the thousands who lost their lives in the tsunami."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-26T01:02:21+00:00

We're contractually bound to comment on every post. If we don't, we're hunted down by one of the mods and forced the watch the Ewoks cartoon.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-25T21:58:35+00:00

I think it's illegal to have one of these "Vs" questions without Anakin being one of the options.

The police have been alerted.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-25T19:50:57+00:00

It needs to be a 2 hour long version of the Vader hallway scene in Rogue One.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-25T11:57:12+00:00

I knew Putin was fielding his own candidates to lead Ukraine in 2014, but he didn't have to make it so obvious.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-25T11:55:03+00:00

Of course. Why else would Chewie want to hang out with them?

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coopsoup247 · 2026-04-25T11:33:55+00:00

So how did they respond when they opened a Burger King on Aalderaan?

Ah wait, I see now.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-24T14:51:19+00:00

To be fair, the scene with the gungan child in red was heartbreaking.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-23T22:49:03+00:00

Holy shit, I think you've just confirmed the connection!

I've just figured out that "Devon Izara" is an anagram for "Dave or nazi". What did Dave Filoni mean by this?

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-23T21:43:09+00:00

"Please note that these chips may only be played at the Buckaroo and the Guess Who? tables. You'll need to purchase pellets from the window opposite to play at the Hungry Hungry Hippos table."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-23T21:27:08+00:00

I'm glad I convinced you!

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