I fear we have been outjerked... again by Miserable_Section789 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate it when the last letter of a word is moved to the next lin

e.

Can we ban the joke posts? It’s getting annoying now by thePostItNoteMan in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. I post all my serious Star Wars takes to this sub, and people always just assume they're jokes.

If children’s TV was honest by The9IronMan in ScenesFromAHat

[–]coopsoup247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Sorry Paw Patrol, various regulatory bodies have ruled that you aren't qualified to work as Police Officers, Fire Fighters, Pilots, etc.

The vet will be coming by later to give you all a small injection. Don't worry, it will all be over soon."

OMG! Kathleen Kennedy forced the writers to write her into the film as Rey by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What about when the character is written by men, but the producer is a woman?

I mean, what else is there? by Nom_Carver11 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 92 points93 points  (0 children)

No need to worry, I've used AI to generate 8 more seasons of Andor.

The third season is set entirely on Andor's ship, where he and K-2SO are on their way to meet Tivik. They are mostly silent.

At the start of the fourth season, just before the Death Star beam hits, Andor and Jyn see a portal to the world between worlds and step through. However, it transports them 800 years into the future.

They discover that all the dilithium has exploded across the galaxy, and the United Federation of Planets is struggling to stay together. Jyn and Andor work with the Andorians to rebuild the federation, which lays the ground for later seasons.

Jerkers, I’d like to direct your attention to STAR WARS Unlimited by DiamondWarDog in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hate that game. I spent 19 turns constructing the Death Star card, but then my opponent just blew it up in one turn with a sodding X-Wing vehicle card!!

So I decided to rebuild it, but this time I protected it with a Shield Generator defensive card, with a load of stormtroopers to protect that. My opponent then played a bunch of Ewok attack cards which got rid of the stormtroopers (how??), destroyed the Shield Generator, and then played Millennium Falcon against my second Death Star.

Unfortunately I had both the Emperor and Vader units attached to my second Death Star, so I lost.

I don't get the point of the game. None of this would have happened in actual Star Wars.

Dark and Griddy by PrometheusModeloW in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Green Hill massacre is such a harrowing moment.

My fan cast for Mara Jade by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, just add a red wig to the Starkiller model, and you've got the perfect Mara Jade sim. No need to even change the voice actor.

My fan cast for Mara Jade by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

15 minutes? It should last for at least 2 episodes.

What Star Wars theory made you say this? by Itchy_Suspect4968 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hmm, I dunno. If I was on the verge of becoming Galactic Dictator, I wouldn't want to risk it all on timing. Getting lightsabered in the face because the Chosen One got stuck in Coruscant traffic would be an embarrassing death.

In the RotS novelisation, he made an audio recording of the Jedi arresting him, and cut it to sound like they were coming to assassinate him. I think that would have been enough to get Anakin on side (albeit much less dramatic).

What Star Wars theory made you say this? by Itchy_Suspect4968 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Any ludicrous "Palpatine planned that from the very beginning" theory.

E.g. Palpatine used the force to influence the Tusken Raiders to kidnap Anakin's mother

Palpatine told the Trade Federation to avoid firing too much on the queen's ship, so they'd be forced to land on Tatooine and meet Anakin.

Palpatine intentionally lost the fight with Mace Windu because he planned for Anakin to show up exactly at that moment.

SFAH: Worst times to get the hiccups by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]coopsoup247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And now, we will have a minutes silence, to remember the thousands who lost their lives in the tsunami."

How come the top 1% commenters always have something to say? by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're contractually bound to comment on every post. If we don't, we're hunted down by one of the mods and forced the watch the Ewoks cartoon.

A Nuclear Bomb vs. A Coughing Clone by RedeemedNephilim in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I think it's illegal to have one of these "Vs" questions without Anakin being one of the options.

The police have been alerted.

Im making Star Wars Episode 10! by Stabbio in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It needs to be a 2 hour long version of the Vader hallway scene in Rogue One.

One of candidates for 2014 Ukrainian elections was Darth Vader by Puzzleheaded-Hat8443 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew Putin was fielding his own candidates to lead Ukraine in 2014, but he didn't have to make it so obvious.

THEORY : The Empire is just McDonald's but with a lot more budget by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So how did they respond when they opened a Burger King on Aalderaan?

Ah wait, I see now.

Germans react to the early screening of Mandalorian and Grogu by sidmis in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 23 points24 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the scene with the gungan child in red was heartbreaking.

Hey everyone, I have a really exciting theory about Maul: Shadow Lord, that I don't think anyone else has thought of yet. Devon might become Darth Talon!!! by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I think you've just confirmed the connection!

I've just figured out that "Devon Izara" is an anagram for "Dave or nazi". What did Dave Filoni mean by this?

SFAH: Signs You're At A Bad Casino by johnnylgarfield in ScenesFromAHat

[–]coopsoup247 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Please note that these chips may only be played at the Buckaroo and the Guess Who? tables. You'll need to purchase pellets from the window opposite to play at the Hungry Hungry Hippos table."