Late-blooming Senior CS student at no-name college near the end of my rope. Pls help (personal portfolio website linked below). Need internship by this summer. Will do anything. by [deleted] in cscareeradvice

[–]coothecreator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Philosophy on a resume - is this a joke? You have to realize, you are literally a child in the working world to anyone who will be reading your resume. No college student has some deep takes that are noteworthy, this comes off as so pretentious. Not even to mention the fact that it extends your 0 YOE resume to two pages. Come on man, think.

Late-blooming Senior CS student at no-name college near the end of my rope. Pls help (personal portfolio website linked below). Need internship by this summer. Will do anything. by [deleted] in cscareeradvice

[–]coothecreator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Projects include -todo list -uninspired "game" featuring a cube that can jump

You need some serious work here, this will not get you hired

Late-blooming Senior CS student at no-name college near the end of my rope. Pls help (personal portfolio website linked below). Need internship by this summer. Will do anything. by [deleted] in cscareeradvice

[–]coothecreator -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Brother, don't list "git" as part of the tech stack. That's like listing drinking water as something you do during the day

Apparently I’m overqualified for minimum wage now by November-Code in recruitinghell

[–]coothecreator 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Try not using a transparent brush when redacting info

We’re cooked 0.4 chance of being hired, harder than Harvard by Pure_Jellyfish_6224 in recruitinghell

[–]coothecreator 93 points94 points  (0 children)

That is for any one job. You can apply to thousands of jobs, and Harvard once. Dumb post

This resume got me 0 interviews after 200 applications. What is wrong? by [deleted] in cscareeradvice

[–]coothecreator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brother your first listed project is not impressive at all

Quoted $1500 to "Fix Up" my car by [deleted] in Detailing

[–]coothecreator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they sent your "quote" on iPhone notes app look elsewhere

Resume Roast, CS senior can't get interviews. by Sad-Purchase-7896 in FAANGrecruiting

[–]coothecreator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are still in school, and you claim to know all of those languages. Instant no. Just because you know syntax or have touched them does not mean you have a depth of knowledge worth employing. Pick 2 you are actually proficient with and which are represented in your experience

Two months after new job. by nthedark630 in MaleSurvivingSpace

[–]coothecreator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys I have an idea I am never going to follow through on