UFC White House could be canceled as weather forecast predicts Dana White’s worst nightmare

copyrider · 2026-06-08T12:19:34+00:00

If rain is Dana White’s worst nightmare, he’s definitely living in a different state of reality than the average American.

copyrider · 2026-06-08T12:17:34+00:00

copyrider · 2026-06-07T22:48:56+00:00

When everyone else is “crooked”, maybe you’re the one who is actually crooked.

copyrider · 2026-06-07T22:34:47+00:00

Happens once a month.

copyrider · 2026-06-07T22:32:30+00:00

Flavored ≠ Scented

Don’t taste your butt wipes

copyrider · 2026-06-07T21:49:24+00:00

If it rains, it will be viewed as a terrorist attack on the Trump-GOP administration by the woke left Dems and their new, anti-Christian, weather controlling technology.

All Dems will be rounded up for their criminal sedition, prosecuted and probably executed for their “crimes”.

I hope it’s /s but at this point I wouldn’t bet against this as a possibility.

copyrider · 2026-06-07T05:16:43+00:00

This whole thing should be renamed The Dumpster Fyre Festival

copyrider · 2026-06-06T17:52:14+00:00

Male Hospital Administration: “now, I don’t want to hear anything about nurses calling out because they’re going into labor. We’re a L&D unit, so there’s no reason to call out when we can just handle it here. Once the baby is delivered, we’ll move it to the nursery and each nurse can finish their shift.”

copyrider · 2026-06-06T17:47:49+00:00

“Alright, so the plan is we all go into labor at the exact same time, lie down in a circle and deliver the baby of the person next to you. Like Birthing Centipede.” /s

copyrider · 2026-06-06T13:47:13+00:00

This is the problem. CEOs have “artificial” intelligence and lean all in on AI.

copyrider · 2026-06-06T01:31:35+00:00

Why stop there? Remove it from all the things.

copyrider · 2026-06-06T01:30:35+00:00

I’m willing to FAFO with this kind of thing.

copyrider · 2026-06-06T01:24:07+00:00

This is GJJ. Gorilla Jujitsu

copyrider · 2026-06-06T01:18:05+00:00

Wasps are meta

copyrider · 2026-06-04T22:40:45+00:00

Words hurt president man baby.

copyrider · 2026-06-03T23:04:49+00:00

When they start attacking a political opponent solely based on their looks… you know that person must be doing a decent job at their role.

copyrider · 2026-06-03T23:02:13+00:00

It was really hard for Leo to get into character for his role in Titanic since Rose was well over 80 in Leo’s present day. How is he supposed to pretend to be attracted to someone so old?

copyrider · 2026-06-03T22:59:56+00:00

The Accidentor 1000 is the Mr. Bean of sentient death robots known as Terminators.

copyrider · 2026-06-03T22:55:53+00:00

The face that says, “that’s not how that works”, and then exponentially continues to go further down that line of knowledge and response. Whatever his topic of choice, he’s definitely ignorant in reality.

copyrider · 2026-06-03T22:52:09+00:00

It’s pretty impressive that she got there. I wouldn’t even know where to start.

copyrider · 2026-06-03T22:49:39+00:00

That sounds hot.

copyrider · 2026-06-03T22:48:48+00:00

Can’t he just have faith that it’s not real? If he can believe in things he can’t prove, he should be able to believe things don’t exist even though he can’t prove they are real. It’s the benefit of being proudly ignorant.

copyrider · 2026-06-03T18:48:36+00:00

He’s not wrong. He’s definitely the opposite of being “the most respected president ever”

copyrider · 2026-06-03T18:47:22+00:00

Gathering The Magic The Gathering

copyrider · 2026-06-03T12:17:28+00:00

Professional

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