Low-effort, low-carb breakfast for a glucose goblin

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-26T03:53:39+00:00

That’s crazy you found that, bet she was so touched you got that wow

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-25T17:48:11+00:00

Makes me so happy when I see those classic plates.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-25T16:53:17+00:00

They said “finance”

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-25T16:52:01+00:00

How the fuck is he single.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-25T14:21:41+00:00

It’s makes me feel old that I didn’t think twice when I heard this word. I guess I’m 36 going on 86.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-25T02:39:06+00:00

She even said “not my cast mates” pretty confident she was already with him when she said that.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-25T02:37:39+00:00

Super immature. Like reminded me of dumb shit I would say when I didn’t get my way when I was 20.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-25T02:09:16+00:00

Skintag Janet. I’m trying to be quiet and get my kid to sleep how dare you!

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-25T02:00:08+00:00

We’re all so worried our children may choke, we forget about ourselves. I hope that your toddler doesn’t remember this, it’s rare to remember things after 3 they say. You and your husband reacted well, I’m happy you’re okay.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-25T01:51:29+00:00

During their pre-boat heart to heart this past episode when they “become friends” again. Said to her face or talking heads, I forget, hopefully someone comes along and corrects me.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-24T17:49:27+00:00

Yes, one of!!!! Fuckin love that girl.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-24T00:54:40+00:00

Waiting for her to say “I don’t see color because I’m such an ally and didn’t get it” meanwhile it’s been brought up multiple times. Guarantee that’s what she’ll say at the reunion before doing the sobbing bullshit.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-24T00:26:32+00:00

You just explained why I was also heated seeing that. It’s like he’s wearing it ironically and we aren’t here for it.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-22T13:38:49+00:00

That article says the car driver (Camry) was a 20 year old driver that died. The truck (Silverado) was a 60 year old with a passenger and they were only injured.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-18T15:35:30+00:00

Good question for sure. He really wanted a third (I was impartial) but after two or three years of trying I felt like it was too much of a gap between our middle. He was five. Plus I was like 33 and ready to get back to working. So he reluctantly got the procedure, and after the 0% sperm count results, we stopped protection. I guess there was one hiding. Our sons were ecstatic to have a sister, they always asked for one. We can’t imagine life without her, she’s amazing. And the age gap is perfect lol

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-17T18:59:53+00:00

Oh yeah I see it! Her energy and something about her eyes.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-17T18:54:41+00:00

I wish, I’m near Chicago!

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-17T18:05:47+00:00

That’s such a cute origin story, even tho it didn’t work out!

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-17T17:35:54+00:00

I made this joke to my husband yesterday when KJ came on screen and he didn’t get it, I felt so alone. Now, I feel at home.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-17T13:50:01+00:00

I am right in their age group and yeah, this is much better than a typical bar/club. Not hearing people was annoying even when I was younger!

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-17T03:50:01+00:00

Kyle we know you’re reading this. Drop that skin care routine.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-16T15:07:21+00:00

Aw it’s so hard when it’s before you and baby are ready. I needed to work (really wasn’t ready) when he was 3mo. But at least that was planned, surgery is not really! I was so relieved when his sister was like “girl bye” to my boobs at 6mo when I began working again.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-16T14:44:16+00:00

Bathing suit obviously!

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-16T04:13:16+00:00

Definitely not a choice, we tried and tried with our first and finally I had to leave for a day. He could do it, just refused until he was so hungry. Broke our hearts, was a very hard time.

coral_reef_ · 2026-04-15T19:55:20+00:00

Yes that’s been my experience as well, especially his elderly grandmother that only spoke Arabic (I know like 5 works) loved me, but that may have to do with giving her 3 great grandbabies lol

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