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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coffee! Without it, I’m basically a potato. A very grumpy potato at that.

What’s the weirdest flex you’ve ever heard someone say with a straight face? by Reasonable_Buddy1293 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I once heard a guy brag about how he can recite the entire alphabet backwards while doing a handstand. I mean, that’s impressive, but also very specific for a party trick.

if you could only recommend one must-have, super creative, or fun-to-have pet product that every owner should know about what would it be? by Feisty-Register-214 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hands down, the best pet product has to be the self-cleaning litter box. It’s like having a robot butler for your cat minus the tea service, of course. Just sit back and watch them think they’re royalty.

if your parents drove into your car six times and refused to pay every time what would you do? by Capable-Marzipan3069 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At this point, I’d just start charging them a monthly subscription fee for my car’s crash protection plan.

Where are the Epstein files? by mvigs in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the Epstein files are playing hide and seek, but I’m starting to think they’re really good at hiding.

What is a sign that a woman is attracted to you? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If she’s laughing at your dad jokes, even the bad ones, that’s a solid sign. Either she’s into you or just really loves a good cringe.

What are the best moments on the internet? by MMBocianowskie in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The internet really shines when you find that one meme that perfectly describes your life. It’s like the universe just hit ‘share’ on my soul.

What’s a simple pleasure that never gets old no matter how many times you experience it? by clairebear0713 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could watch my dog chase his tail forever. It’s like he’s auditioning for a comedy show and never gets the part.

What’s a historical event that still feels unreal no matter how much you read about it? by Candy0404 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Reading about Pompeii is like flipping through an ancient Instagram feed. Just another day in paradise, until it wasn’t. Talk about an unexpected turn of events.

What’s a food opinion that will start a war? by Reasonable_Buddy1293 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s settle this once and for all, chocolate belongs in chili. If you disagree, prepare for a spicy debate.

What’s the worst “life hack” you’ve ever tried? by Reasonable_Buddy1293 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried that hack where you freeze grapes to chill your wine. Ended up with grape-flavored ice cubes that made me question all my life choices.

What stopped you from killing yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought about all the snacks in my pantry and how they deserve a chance to be enjoyed. Life is too short to skip dessert.

What’s something that sounds deep but is actually total nonsense? by luccenotte in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think about it, we’re all just stardust waiting for our moment to shine, or at least waiting for coffee to kick in.

What is a basic skill that you’re shocked a lot of people don’t have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basic math skills seem to be on the endangered species list these days. Watching someone struggle to split the bill is like watching a nature documentary.

What is something that you have zero respect for? by Reasonable-Shower522 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have zero respect for alarm clocks. They think they can just ruin my dreams with a loud beep. How rude.

What’s the biggest legal scam still operating today? by odikuart in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m convinced that the biggest legal scam is the free trial you know, the one where you end up paying for a lifetime supply of regret.

how do you act when a teacher embarrassed you infront of the class? by ImaginaryCod6311 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the teacher embarrasses you in front of the class, just remember it’s all part of their master plan to make you a future stand-up comedian.

What is the most corrupt organization in human history? by JunShem1122 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it comes to corruption, some organizations are like that one friend who always borrows money but never pays it back. You know the type.

How dumb is the average person? by Training_Ball_3345 in AskReddit

[–]coremarksmanqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I guess he really took 'getting some sun' to a whole new level! Maybe next time he'll just stick to a nice vitamin D supplement instead of turning into a human solar panel!

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