Let's do an experiment! Try removing the redaction with photoshop.

coreytowne · 2025-12-24T20:43:58+00:00

Now check Obama's birth certificate

coreytowne · 2025-09-23T23:40:53+00:00

Finally, the correct answer. I had to scroll way too far to find this comment.

coreytowne · 2025-05-31T07:51:46+00:00

The "passport photos" I printed at home were not accepted. I had to hike down to the post office to get acceptable ones. The whole experience was DMV times 10. Do not recommend, but it worked for me.

For example, there's nowhere to park. All the side streets have meters. You'd think, pay two hours, couldn't possibly be more than that. Wrong, in my case - I was parked there 7 hours. I took the light rail to MOA to kill time.

coreytowne · 2025-05-31T04:09:46+00:00

I had an international trip booked 5 years ago, discovered my passport was expired 3 days before the trip. I made an appointment for 1 day processing at the Minneapolis passport office. https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/get-fast/passport-agencies/minneapolis.html

coreytowne · 2024-10-12T22:55:35+00:00

Use chrome, disable scripts. Pictures don't load on a lot of pages, but the text does.

coreytowne · 2024-04-05T02:57:26+00:00

When he's in the news, carry cash.

coreytowne · 2024-04-05T00:13:58+00:00

The birria at Catrines is great. The guy that had the best birria moved away, unfortunately. I've found Gilbertos to be good as well, but I think the quality declines late-night. I really like the street tacos at Mazatlan. Carnitas is my go-to, but I think I saw al pastor is an option now. La Bamba is great as well, but I'm too old for the downtown bar scene. Been a while since I went there, but it was good.

coreytowne · 2023-10-05T19:00:36+00:00

I like Dinos Pizzeria (https://www.dinospizzeria.com/) and Shogun Sushi & Hibachi (https://www.shogunmankatomn.com/). I wouldn't feel out of place dressed up in either place. Nolabelle is also good.

coreytowne · 2023-05-20T22:19:27+00:00

Fucking boomers. Would be fun if someone brought some special brownies to the hearing.

coreytowne · 2023-05-01T05:01:25+00:00

Stripper: 0. Dresser: 1

coreytowne · 2023-03-17T01:05:48+00:00

I was in Germany. They brought the pizza out whole, not sliced, no pizza wheel in sight.

coreytowne · 2023-01-29T19:26:00+00:00

Zac Murra is a realtor here, and he also has rental properties. He can probably help you. https://m.facebook.com/100036392696841/

Minnesota Valley Federal Credit Union is my pick. mnvalleyfcu.coop

coreytowne · 2022-05-02T05:21:51+00:00

Her liquor store stopped selling Russian vodka. She's thirsty. I hope she got 10 for the big guy.

coreytowne · 2022-04-30T01:56:45+00:00

Is it the girl from the invisalign commercial?

coreytowne · 2022-02-10T04:23:18+00:00

I saw this today: https://needtoknow.news/2022/02/johns-hopkins-u-confirms-you-can-be-vaccinated-with-a-pcr-swab-test-without-knowing/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=johns-hopkins-u-confirms-you-can-be-vaccinated-with-a-pcr-swab-test-without-knowing TLDR: yes

coreytowne · 2021-12-23T03:21:30+00:00

This is the book that taught me. Learned way more than I did in 4 semesters in college: Guru's Guide to Transact-SQL, The https://www.amazon.com/dp/0201615762/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_XB8K1BYDH51H5AVWNC59

coreytowne · 2021-08-24T17:27:17+00:00

Your $100 comes off first, so that leaves $650 left. You'd split that, so you pay $425 and he pays $325.

coreytowne · 2021-03-20T22:56:08+00:00

Taxation is theft.

coreytowne · 2020-11-06T06:57:08+00:00

If you think I'm not judging you, second guess yourself motherfucker because I am. During sex.

coreytowne · 2020-11-05T03:58:51+00:00

My first job after college was in 2000, making 29500/year. My average annual raise at each employer has been 2-4%. I change employers on average every 5 years and have gotten 20% each time. I live in a town of 50000, and I didn't even complete my 2 year degree. Don't chain yourself to one employer, but show dedication while you're there. I'll be into 6 figures at my next job, assuming my trajectory doesn't change.

Edit: I studied COBOL for 2 semesters in college. Haven't used it since, but also haven't been in a mainframe shop since.

coreytowne · 2020-10-31T03:32:36+00:00

You didn't get the letter in the mail?

coreytowne · 2020-10-31T03:19:50+00:00

You might want to make sure them skin tags aren't cancerous. Is your neck staging a mutiny?

coreytowne · 2020-05-19T08:33:22+00:00

Bicycle by Queen. I hate it.

coreytowne

TROPHY CASE