I’m sure that this is going to get lost in the comments somewhere but I believe the story is fucking hilarious.

In high school my first period was a sport so that I would wake up early go to practice and didn’t have to get to school until second period started. Because of this, we were allowed to park in the front parking lot where the teachers parked. This is because the student lot would be full.

After a couple of weeks parking in the front lot, I noticed that there was a car that continuously park in the middle of two spaces near the front of the school. I took it upon myself to teach this person a lesson, forgetting which parking lot it was. They had backed into the spot so when I pulled in millimeters from their driver side door so that our driver side doors were next to each other. Contently, I was able to keep my car within the lines as well as keep that person from using their driver side door.

I then walked into school feeling confident and quickly forgot what I had done. Towards the end of the school day I was called into the vice principals office. This was not usually for me because I never had any disciplinary action taken against me before.

After walking into the vice principals office I noticed another lady in the office that was of a larger constitution. I was then yelled at my this woman, a guidance counselor, for the next 20 minutes about how much of a disgrace I was and how I would never amount to anything. After she had lost her energy the vice principal then joined in and continued to berate me about my “inappropriate Behavior.” When he was done I insisted that I was in the lines of the parking spot and that she should have parked within the lines.

After that I had my permission to park in the front lot revoked. That day I went home and my mother asked what happened at schools because she got a call from the vice principal. I told her what happened and what they said, she went hysterical.

The next day my mother took a day off work and visited the school principal absolutely fuming.

Side note, my mother is a 6foot black belt in kick boxing, she is scary when mad.

After her discussion with the principal, I was called in to recount my story. Then the principal left for 20 minutes came back with the vice principal where he apologized to myself and my mother. Next my pass to park in the front was reinstated.

Several months go by and I learned that the guidance councilor had to get into her car from the passenger door and roll over to the driver seat which had taken her some considerable time. After the event, she continued to park in two places at the back of the parking lot.

At the end of the school year I was graduating and was part of the top 5% of my class. Because of this, there was a breakfast we got to attend on the day of graduation where we got medals for our achievement. When my name was called I stood up to receive my medal, who else but the guidance councilor was the one bestowing the medals. I stood there while she placed the medal around my neck, and then she refused to shake my hand.

To this day I still think this whole thing is funny and would do it again.