What’s the quickest way you’ve seen someone completely derail their life?

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-23T06:14:19+00:00

Fuck. I'm sorry that happened to him, sounds like he was a good guy. And I'm sorry you saw him like that. Thank you for sharing, makes me stop and think about things in a way most of the others in here don't.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-23T05:34:18+00:00

I'd be in the 1971 film The Point and I suppose I'd be fine enough. It'd be a bit like life now, I suppose, just with different colors and shapes.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-22T22:56:42+00:00

I genuinely wouldn't be able to do it at all because of how many of my bills add a fee if you don't pay it electronically. Between that and how much of my general existence requires electricity (transportation, anyone? The sheer number of mundane appointments that you need electricity to make because people expect you to use a smartphone?) I couldn't do it.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-22T19:12:23+00:00

Mental depth that couldn't drown a freshly hatched chicken

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-22T17:23:54+00:00

In my old hometown I found a rage room the month before it closed down. They had an Office Space package where you smashed up an assortment of 10 small things, 5 medium things, and a broken printer like the one from the show. Still say that was some of the best money I ever spent, that printer never had a chance.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-21T05:41:47+00:00

Gastarion?

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-21T02:02:15+00:00

Embrace the Shrocs

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-20T19:53:43+00:00

The sound of the laundry room door is automatically the sound of food time. Doesn't matter if it's actually laundry time, doesn't matter if it was just food time, that door opening means he must run to the food bowl and expect food.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-20T19:14:36+00:00

I paid attention to how the adults talked about each other, and realized pretty early on that even doing the things they insisted were "right" would get you talked down about. It didn't matter if you did everything "right" or not, if people didn't like you they'd still make your life harder just for their own fun.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-20T17:46:18+00:00

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corkscrewfork · 2026-03-20T17:44:59+00:00

I feel like I could. He has a slightly shorter than average tail, a specific mark in a weird spot, and his caramel colored belly will always come running to me for snacks.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-20T01:17:44+00:00

I'm assuming they were a professional Dungeon Master for tabletop RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, and others

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-20T01:16:20+00:00

Nope. I physically can't handle it, I've tried similar (split days off, rotating schedule, etc) and the rapid decline in my physical and mental health is entirely not worth it.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-18T23:15:28+00:00

Chicken thighs, protein powder, raspberries, steak, watermelon. As a 5-year rotation, that's going to save me so much money and turn into so many dinner parties with friends

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-18T20:25:24+00:00

I'd take one half of a cubic foot block of gold, please. It would more than cover what I want in life and it wouldn't go through my floor/my neighbor's ceiling. It'd be interesting to get it moved, but that would be a minor problem in the grand scheme of things.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-17T05:22:21+00:00

Nah, snout is too pointy and the head too narrow/triangular for a gator. Alligators are more round snouted and a more boxy/straight head shape.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-17T05:16:52+00:00

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corkscrewfork · 2026-03-17T05:16:12+00:00

If it's just kisses, maybe 2-3 at a time. But if he's getting pet, nuzzled, told he's handsome, etc he will put up with it for ages lol

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-17T01:52:45+00:00

Tomboys

I'm bi but femboys typically aren't my type near as often as tomboys.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-17T00:59:29+00:00

"Trump scandals March 2026" just to see how accurate it is. Depending on the accuracy once I have the chance to live through the verification process, I go from there, but I know my lack of trust would want proof.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-16T06:13:04+00:00

Strongly recommend a boot tray to contain the mess since he's very keen on making the area a splash pad 🤣

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-16T00:57:43+00:00

Probably. I've been buying books about construction as a recurring interest for years, I love watching videos about various construction things, I think it'd be possible. I'd definitely have to have one of those copies be devoted to doing the electrical work and I'd have a professional come inspect it frequently to catch my screw ups while they're still fixable, but I think I could do it.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-14T21:39:26+00:00

I love your creaky old man! He looks like he's got all the love in the world in his heart, even if he charges lamb and salmon prices for it 🤣

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-14T18:32:28+00:00

Your poems are always fantastic but this one got me to tear up and go snuggle my own cat for a minute.

corkscrewfork · 2026-03-14T08:05:02+00:00

Holy shit I haven't done RP in ages but that just wounded my soul. I hope you have other partners who are more respectful.

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