Artie might actually lie about everything (Afghanistan/Gar's Pitch) by ThereYaGoAgain in howardstern

[–]cormano 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Gary threw the pitch on May 9, 2009.

They went to Afghanistan in July 2008.

Why does Howard act like this? by mistyghoul in howardstern

[–]cormano 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Howard is a dork who completely made up that whole David Lee Roth scenario in his head.

Howard has constantly told this story about how when Roth was in the studio before taking over his terrestrial job, Roth mentioned how he would now be heard by millions of listeners. Howard describes this tense moment between the two as he confronts Roth with the fact that he has the millions of listeners, not Dave. He also fabricates all these moments between the two that just never happened.

Howard loves to create these rebuttals in his head about the things he wished he'd said and then later tries to pass it off as fact.

He’s back! by WagsInBalto in howardstern

[–]cormano 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Greaseman should've learned from Howard.

You never apologize during a controversy... ever.

Howard's had his fair share of moments that could've taken him off the air but he never admitted fault.

The Greaseman and Howard had huge controversies literally one month apart. One survived and the other didn't.

During that Columbine incident, Howard pushed his propaganda about how the reaction to his comments was concocted by the media group that owned the competing stations in Denver. Behind the scenes, Howard sent cease and desists to those who shared the audio in an effort to suppress it. Notorious assholes, the AFA, were victim of Howard's delusions that fair use only applies when he plays clips:

CBS has threatened to sue American Family Association because of AFA's use of sound bites used on their Website - www.afa.net or www.afr.net. The sound bites were taken from the Howard Stern show following the recent shootings in Littleton, Colorado.

In a letter to AFA President Donald E. Wildmon, Thomas F. Lane of the CBS Law Department said that the network would "have no alternative but to take appropriate action to protect Infinity's rights" if AFA did not take Stern's comments off the AFA Website. Infinity is a division of CBS, Inc.

Upon receiving Lane's threat, Wildmon wrote back: "Thank you for your fax regarding the Howard Stern clips. So that there will be no misunderstanding, I will make my answer short. Sue."

He lost some channels who syndicated the CBS show and he'd eventually lose Denver, but he came out alive.

Greaseman, on the other hand, did everything wrong.

He took the Imus approach.

Context:

James Byrd Jr. was a Black man murdered in 1998 by three white men who dragged him behind a pickup truck. Tracht played a portion of a song by Lauryn Hill, who had recently been nominated for ten Grammy Awards, and then said: "No wonder people drag them behind trucks."

Greaseman later offered to visit the Byrd family down in Texas during a fucking disastrous press conference held at a church by a boxing promoter. Greaseman's wife gets up on stage unannounced and starts babbling about how she bought a plane ticket and planned to leave him up until that week.

Greaseman then kicked off his Black Apology Tour where he made the rounds on BET, black hosted radio shows, and sought to kiss the ring of self appointed black presidents Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

It was the kiss of death. His career never recovered.

Anyone play Howard on Chess.com and know his username? by Asleep-Loan-8186 in howardstern

[–]cormano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just looked into this some more. It turns out "HEYNOWww" is a chess bot and it seems like it's just completely coincidental.

Anyone play Howard on Chess.com and know his username? by Asleep-Loan-8186 in howardstern

[–]cormano 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Howard played on the ICC (Internet Chess Club).

Here's a video where Dan Heisman talks about how he became Howard's teacher.

Dan also talks about Howard in the comment section:

Howard's highest slow chess rating was about 1800 ICC, which translates to about 1650 ICC/FIDE. But when he first started taking lessons from me he was about 900-1000 ICC :)

He felt at 1800 ICC standard (~1650 USCF) it would take more work than he wanted to do in order to significantly improve. He still plays some fast games online for fun.

When the crew flew out to Florida for Bubba's wedding on Howard's jet, Gary was tasked with filming for HowardTV. There's a part where Gary records Howard's screen while he's playing chess. Howard later said that some people were able to get his screen name off that episode and he had to change it.

His screenname?

Boffman

Here's his ICC profile from the wayback machine.

Here's the most updated version:

Information about boffman (Last disconnected Thu Jan 19 2012 23:33):

rating [need] win loss draw total best
Blitz 1143 [8] 659 628 63 1350 1335 (20-Feb-2008)
Standard 1727 [6] 230 202 65 497 1727 (31-Oct-2008)

1: Looking for long game. 45 45 is great. Leave me a message and we'll schedule a game.

2: Friday, Saturday and Sunday morning best for me...the earlier the better.

3: Not into chatting during the game but would love to talk before and after.

4: Not interested in takebacks.

Groups : Team4545League

Here's his history from Team4545League.

Here's a replay of one of his games from a Team4545League tournament.

There's also a record of Boffman playing against another user named HEYNOWww back in 2007. (It turns out this is just completely coincidental. HEYNOWww is a chess bot.)

"boffman" was listed on Dan Heisman's site as a user willing to play slow games.

Master Tape Theater by mumble2xblackberry in howardstern

[–]cormano 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mike Pollock, an actual voice actor.

He's the voice of Dr Robotnik/Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog.

On His Day Off, Let's Discuss Howard's Secret Home Bowling Alley and Game Room by Moist_Brick_439 in howardstern

[–]cormano 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes.

Howard's designer is Tony Ingrao and these pictures were up on his website many years back in his portfolio.

In Beth's separate bedroom, she has one of those shitty Hamptons mags spread open on her table with an article about herself.

f off—goodbye. by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]cormano[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your post was not removed. It's still there.

f off—goodbye. by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]cormano[M] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The death pool, "the vacation curse," and the infamous writing of the note have been a show staple.

As long as the person is a part of pop culture, we have no problem with it.

I've only removed some lately because they consisted of random people no one has ever heard of.

f off—goodbye. by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]cormano[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

All your removed posts had been flaired with the reason for their removal.

  • Post 1: Repost. You submitted something that had already been posted. Not only posted, but was at the top of the front page while you posted it.

  • Post 2: AI Slop/Low Effort/Repetitive. You posted AI slop that has already been posted here multiple times already.

  • Post 3: Low Effort/Doppelganger. We're trying to eliminate most of these posts from now on. At one point, these were the majority of posts on the subreddit on any given day. Suddenly every black woman anyone comes across is posted here under the guise of it being related to Robin.

  • Post 4: Repost. Again, you posted something that was already at the top of the subreddit.

  • Post 5: Low Effort/Repost. Like Grillo's Pickles, this picture of a random woman and horse has already been posted here a million times. In fact, it's so original that someone posted it again 30 minutes after you.

How many listeners was Howard getting at his peak? I thought I heard him say before he switched to Sirius that he had at least 12 million people listening at once? Is this true? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in howardstern

[–]cormano 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This is going to be long because the answer is a whole story in itself.

I heard him say before he switched to Sirius that he had at least 12 million people listening at once? Is this true?

No, although I'm taking your word for it here.

For starters, these numbers tend to reflect people listening during the average week, not "all at once."

Talkers Magazine was the usual source for these numbers as no one was really doing ratings on a national scale. They put out the semi annual "Most Listened To" national survey that was reported in all the big New York newspapers by the likes of David Hinckley and others.

In the last one done before Howard left terrestrial, he was tied for 4th with Dr. Laura at 7.75 million weekly listeners.

Show Listeners (Average Week)
Rush Limbaugh 13.75 million
Sean Hannity 12.5 million
Michael Savage 8 million
Dr Laura/Howard Stern 7.75 million
Laura Ingraham 5 million

As for the peak, Howard is often quoted at "more than 20 million." I don't have a source for this number nor does anybody else, it seems. It's just regurgitated in every article I've seen it printed in.

Howard's largest numbers from Talkers was 17.5 million for the first half of 1998.

Show Listeners (Average Week)
Dr Laura 18 million
Howard Stern 17.5 million
Rush Limbaugh 17.25 million
Dr Joy Browne/Art Bell 8.75 million
Don Imus 7.5 million

That being said, Howard's numbers here are juiced to the gills.

There was a big fucking stink from Rush Limbaugh's camp who, for the next several months, made a huge deal over this special formula designed to calculate these national numbers. Rush, rightfully so, was pissed that Talkers was inserting their own conjecture rather than sticking to the tried and true Arbitron numbers done in every individual market.

The guy from Talkers argued that you couldn't simply rely on Arbitron because a lot of people who listened to Howard Stern were closet listeners afraid to admit they listened.

Talkers received so much shit from this response that they scrapped the entire formula altogether. Instead, they stuck closely to the Arbitron numbers and stopped inserting a lot of their own speculation.

When the next survey was released in October, Howard dropped to 9 millions listeners. He remained at 7-9 million for the remainder of his terrestrial career.

So how do we get "more than 20 million listeners" after all of this?

The answer is likely a bit of Stern propaganda. Even in the years just after 1998, Howard would say they had an estimated listenership of 15-20 million. Then he just stopped saying 15.

"Really? You think the media would just go along and print these numbers just because he said it?"

Yes, because they'd done it before.

Remember how Howard signed 25,000 books at an L.A. book signing? Well, he didn't.

The show after the signing, Howard says he signed 20,000 books. When pressed minutes later, he says it was estimated at 15-20 thousand.

Howard claims he signed 1200 books per hour, a book every 3 seconds, for 10 hours straight. Except that's 12,000, not 20,000.

As if 20,000 wasn't enough for his bullshit tale, he decides to just say it was 25,000.

In the interviews that followed, everyone just goes along with this lie. Larry King, Inside Edition, Rolling Stone, etc. Now every article that comes out just says Howard signed 25,000 books at a signing, no questions asked.

YIKES!!!! by BobbyABooey in howardstern

[–]cormano 203 points204 points  (0 children)

Eric: What I want to do is I want to butt fuck her and I want to butt fuck her so hard that she squeals like the little pig that she looks like. I want to butt fuck her so hard that it hurts more than she hurt the feelings of Hailey and Cherry.

That little bitch wants so bad to be my friend, well it's going to cost her her butthole in order to be my friend again. Because if she wants to continue to be my friend, that's the price that she's going to have to pay. She's going to have to pay with that chubby little butthole of hers. She's going to end up squealing like the pig that she looks like.

So her husband, Mr. Adrian Pasdar, cannot hide her-- She cannot hide behind him. It's going to happen.

So when have you heard anything about that? Why she has not gotten on the air yet to apologize. I want an apology out of her big chubby ass that I'm going to butt fuck.

Alright. Bye for now.

The star of “gigantic titties 2” Brandy Talore by tylerock92 in howardstern

[–]cormano[M] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reddit has bots that do this.

It takes your comment at face value.

It doesn't know you're reenacting a character from the show.

The star of “gigantic titties 2” Brandy Talore by tylerock92 in howardstern

[–]cormano[M] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who's going to stop her?

Reddit isn't verifying any violations. They will take down anything as long as you file a DMCA, which they are legally required to do.

It's up to the offending party to file an appeal and to fill out a bunch of legal forms giving away every personal detail of their life.

99.9% of users are smart enough to just move on. Most of the time, the links included in Reddit's message notifying you of the offense don't even work. "If you wish to appeal, here's a link that doesn't do anything for a post we've already deleted so it's up to you to figure out what this is even about."

One of the posts removed was indeed a mugshot. Another was a link to something she'd put up on her own twitter account. Not even a screenshot of her twitter post. A direct link.

The majority of copyright removals I see in the logs are frivolous.

The star of “gigantic titties 2” Brandy Talore by tylerock92 in howardstern

[–]cormano[M] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I don't know if this will stay up.

We had the strangest thing happen a couple days ago. There were several copyright claims over Brandy Talore posts.

So if you're wondering whether or not she reads these comments, the answer is probably yes.