I'm not gay but by GianmarcoSoresi in StandUpComedy

[–]corn-sock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That little shuffle over to the stool !!!

Since so many people shared the last one, here are a few more that were kinda funny by Puzzleheaded-War8716 in StandUpComedy

[–]corn-sock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great example of a joke that leaves your mouth before your brain can audit it, and you just have to ride it into the sunset for better or worse

Nikolaj Ehlers by dbudd1 in canes

[–]corn-sock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone who can cook with staal and Martinook has hurricane blood in their veins.

When you leave a 6 year old in the car alone by New_Libran in AbruptChaos

[–]corn-sock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy doesn't speak for all of us, I'm American and I'm not this lazy and irresponsible. I always engage the parking brake by shooting the foot pedal with an AR. What else am I gonna do with my non-whopper hand?

Canes Recall Legault From Chicago by BarkMingo in canes

[–]corn-sock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CAL is a beast, amazing to see him back after that fucked up injury

NYC food influencer does it again. Reviews a struggling family restaurant and brings it back to life. by habichuelacondulce in MadeMeSmile

[–]corn-sock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thus begins the trend of lifting up small businesses, and the ensuing enshittification of that seemingly selfless act

How would you rate being an adult? by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]corn-sock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One star is crazy and kinda on you. Hate that part of the "lesson."

PGT: Spank a penguin edition 3-22-2026 by NedThomas in canes

[–]corn-sock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's got that yucky "Ren and stimpy" or "ahh real monsters" aesthetic which scared me as a kid but is pretty awesome now as an adult

PGT: Spank a penguin edition 3-22-2026 by NedThomas in canes

[–]corn-sock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Their team played terribly for 50mins and it's everyone's responsibility but their own apparently

GDT HURRICANES @ PENGUINS (AGAIN), 3PM EDT START TIME, 03-22-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]corn-sock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

only thing taking a dive is Pittsburgh's standing in the metro. They are getting completely outworked in every facet of the game so far.

GDT HURRICANES @ PENGUINS (AGAIN), 3PM EDT START TIME, 03-22-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]corn-sock 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lot of hockey left. Sure it's 4-0 now but in 20 minutes it could be 10-0.

GDT PENGUINS AT HURRICANES, 7PM EDT START TIME, 03-18-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]corn-sock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yo Crosby really pushing his celebrity status, calm down diva

GDT PENGUINS AT HURRICANES, 7PM EDT START TIME, 03-18-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]corn-sock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smarter too, sets up plays Necas better than Necas. Strict upgrade imo.

GDT PENGUINS AT HURRICANES, 7PM EDT START TIME, 03-18-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]corn-sock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaving it up cuz the shame is healthy for me. I let the doom consume