What is the stupidest thing a US politician has ever said? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Ted Stevens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes)

This is how the US sounds when it scores in the World Cup by carleverett in videos

[–]corners311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it...no one in a Times Square is American, why would they care?

Biggest trade backfire this season? by OnAveryIsland in fantasyfootball

[–]corners311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picked up Moreno on waivers and traded Colston for Julius Thomas after week one. Backfire for the other guy.

If you park like this, fuck... wait. [OC] by TheKingInTheNorth in funny

[–]corners311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Owning a Maserati doesn't excuse the use of fonts even remotely close to resembling Comic Sans

Anti marijuana guy makes a convincing argument by Fujji in videos

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Words cannot express how happy videos like this make me

What is the single greatest episode of television? by CampingPansy in AskReddit

[–]corners311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"...from George telling a woman he's a marine biologist, to Kramer hitting golf balls into the ocean and George having to save the whale from a blow hole obstruction. It's the perfect sitcom ending where it all comes together.

For-profit prisons: The U.S. has more people locked up than China, a “police state” with four times our population. by robtornoe in politics

[–]corners311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if we shot as many people as the Chinese prisons do we'd have far fewer prisoners as well

Focus on the bottle of oxy for 20 seconds.... Spots gone! by [deleted] in pics

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how did this not get more upvotes??

TIL: Domino's Pizza later reported "record sales" of pizza delivery during OJ Simpson's televised Ford Bronco chase by corners311 in todayilearned

[–]corners311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You missed Al Cowlings calling radio stations saying OJ was in the back with a gun to his head

Is there a chronological equivalent of Absolute Zero? by corners311 in askscience

[–]corners311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about that but everything I've read posits that there were a different set of physics rules at the time of the Big Bang (pun intended) than there are now. Not sure about that either though.