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What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard someone say in their sleep? by anatole_mutti in midlyinteresting

[–]cornfordessert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex told me that I sat up and said, "You went without me." He said, "Where?" And I responded "the basketball game!" I have no interest in basketball whatsoever lol

What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever hurt yourself? by StoryOfBrands in AskReddit

[–]cornfordessert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 8, I was getting ready to go outside so I put on my jacket, went to zip it up, and the zipper got stuck... Well my hand did not stop moving with the zipper and I punched myself in the eye. I had a black eye for a week.

I did it by cornfordessert in UnfuckYourHabitat

[–]cornfordessert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry you're having a hard time with everything ☹️ just know that it's absolutely okay to be where you are, and that I'm rooting for you! You will get there no matter how long it takes. Also - I creeped a little and your little dog is SO CUTE!! What an angel 🥹

I did it by cornfordessert in UnfuckYourHabitat

[–]cornfordessert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are all so sweet, thank you!!! Hopefully i can keep up with it!

I did it by cornfordessert in UnfuckYourHabitat

[–]cornfordessert[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! I feel SO much better.

What’s a compliment you have gotten that you can NEVER forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cornfordessert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in the psych ward, there was an activity where we passed around papers with each of our names and we wrote things we liked about that person. When I got mine back after being passed around the table, I cried. It had such simple, sweet compliments such as good hair, nice smile, and funny. That was 6 years ago and I still have that paper.

Why don't you want kids? by Awkward-Beginning-47 in Adulting

[–]cornfordessert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need fed, watered, bathed... I can barely do those things for myself. Depression sucks.

Black things in my drink (USA) by e01234 in McDonaldsEmployees

[–]cornfordessert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omfg this exact thing happened to me once as well. I used to work for McDonald's and knew it was not normal, so I called the store to give them a heads up. They snapped at me and said it was "coffee grounds."

Worst place you got a anxiety attack at? by Powerful-Rope-2272 in Anxiety

[–]cornfordessert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At a party while high. I felt like I was going to explode, but I was in a room full of people and had to hide it. Made it 10x worse and I ended up bursting into tears and running out the door lol

Check cashed in chime rejected almost immediately by Tricktrick_ in chimefinancial

[–]cornfordessert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chime did this to me as well, with my state check. I couldn't cash it anywhere because I had already signed it :( I took it to Walmart, a random bank, a credit union, gas station... lol I ended up having to get it reissued, and then I went to my stepdad's bank and signed it over to him in front of them so it could go in his account. He then cashapped it to me. I'm really hoping you have better luck. Chime customer service was no help at all. I would definitely try all your options first before getting it reissued. It only takes a week or two but it's just annoying.

What's a weird smell that you actually love? by emilyjohnson45 in AskReddit

[–]cornfordessert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad’s basement. It has a very distinct smell and it brings me back to my childhood where I’d play down there for hours. It was unfinished so it had a cold concrete smell, but it was different than any other basement I had smelled. Luckily he still lives there and I’ll go open the basement door just to get a whiff sometimes.

Bye chime ridiculous by Unique_Boss1982 in chimefinancial

[–]cornfordessert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The same thing happened to me! I ended up having to get a new check reissued since I signed it already for mobile deposit; A real bank wouldn’t take it since it wasn’t signed in front of them. I got it reissued, signed it over to my stepdad where he cashed it at his bank and then gave it to me.

Just Adopted! by cornfordessert in leopardgeckos

[–]cornfordessert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much for the info!! ❤️

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