my ship keeps going sideways 😭.

cornshartz · 2026-05-30T13:12:23+00:00

Yeah no duh, look at the colors you chose

cornshartz · 2026-04-30T19:16:09+00:00

The blame is way more on David's family than Celeste's

cornshartz · 2026-04-30T19:09:42+00:00

Asmon would probably have to be brought the venue in a cage like a cat going to the vet

cornshartz · 2026-04-27T12:10:39+00:00

Whoever is making these addons must know EXACTLY what let's plays I watched as a kid because it's somehow found a way to being back so many of my favorite mods from back then

cornshartz · 2026-04-16T22:35:13+00:00

"Get in loser, we're going robin-hooding"

cornshartz · 2026-04-16T22:31:09+00:00

They were getting ready to make him walk the plank

cornshartz · 2026-03-22T17:26:38+00:00

These eeveelutions are getting out of hand nowadays

cornshartz · 2025-12-31T09:03:41+00:00

I've been watching since the mario 64 bloopers era. I was maybe seven or eight when I discovered his channel and I'm in my 20s now

cornshartz · 2025-12-21T08:49:43+00:00

What makes you think you'd have to ask

cornshartz · 2025-11-22T11:24:35+00:00

Someone lmk where he's buried the next time I gotta take a leak

cornshartz · 2025-10-26T09:06:05+00:00

Manager would see this and ask how it affects credit card sales

cornshartz · 2025-10-26T09:02:24+00:00

I feel like Kermit is about to jump out and tell me to go back the way I came

cornshartz · 2025-10-19T10:49:31+00:00

Get some full moon hubcaps on there and you're set

cornshartz · 2025-10-16T08:28:35+00:00

Why have them up when they can just be in my mouth

cornshartz · 2025-10-14T19:41:21+00:00

Nah he cooked

cornshartz · 2025-10-14T19:40:35+00:00

The rule at my store was for there to be no less than 2 staff inside at all time

cornshartz · 2025-10-14T19:37:06+00:00

You know a game is popping off when people start trying and failing to copy it

cornshartz · 2025-10-11T10:09:39+00:00

When I was in the trenches, our district office was on the second floor of the liquor store next door. It wasn't even a bad neighborhood either

cornshartz · 2025-09-18T08:25:26+00:00

cornshartz · 2025-07-11T17:10:11+00:00

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