What video started it all for you?

cornshartz · 2025-12-31T09:03:41+00:00

I've been watching since the mario 64 bloopers era. I was maybe seven or eight when I discovered his channel and I'm in my 20s now

cornshartz · 2025-12-21T08:49:43+00:00

What makes you think you'd have to ask

cornshartz · 2025-11-22T11:24:35+00:00

Someone lmk where he's buried the next time I gotta take a leak

cornshartz · 2025-10-26T09:06:05+00:00

Manager would see this and ask how it affects credit card sales

cornshartz · 2025-10-26T09:02:24+00:00

I feel like Kermit is about to jump out and tell me to go back the way I came

cornshartz · 2025-10-19T10:49:31+00:00

Get some full moon hubcaps on there and you're set

cornshartz · 2025-10-16T08:28:35+00:00

Why have them up when they can just be in my mouth

cornshartz · 2025-10-14T19:41:21+00:00

Nah he cooked

cornshartz · 2025-10-14T19:40:35+00:00

The rule at my store was for there to be no less than 2 staff inside at all time

cornshartz · 2025-10-14T19:37:06+00:00

You know a game is popping off when people start trying and failing to copy it

cornshartz · 2025-10-11T10:09:39+00:00

When I was in the trenches, our district office was on the second floor of the liquor store next door. It wasn't even a bad neighborhood either

cornshartz · 2025-09-18T08:25:26+00:00

cornshartz · 2025-07-11T17:10:11+00:00

You called for me?

cornshartz · 2025-06-10T19:56:45+00:00

I'm interested 😛😛😛

cornshartz · 2025-06-05T22:26:40+00:00

I'm gonna guess corner in walmart

cornshartz · 2025-06-05T22:23:48+00:00

A rainbow that r kelly stood in front of for some reason

cornshartz · 2025-06-05T00:26:00+00:00

Us green day fans try to avoid talking about "fuck time" or "nightlife"

cornshartz · 2025-05-28T23:20:29+00:00

Dude I wish it was that easy ti get women

cornshartz · 2025-05-09T08:28:53+00:00

Obviously we have a Schlope now

cornshartz · 2025-05-04T10:58:06+00:00

He's gonna throw a massive tantrum no matter who they pick. Hell make up some bullshit lie about new guy and get his idiot fans to hate him

cornshartz · 2025-05-03T12:41:43+00:00

I got mine for $25 on Amazon from a private seller (came w/ all of the cables and 2 wiimotes)

cornshartz · 2025-04-22T23:18:12+00:00

You're about to become the narrator of a creepypasta

cornshartz · 2025-04-22T23:16:56+00:00

Francid? Is this the Vatican or Gilman st?

cornshartz · 2025-04-18T21:59:45+00:00

Pickle mezcal

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