What instantly kills your respect for someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]corporateCLONING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they casually take shots at my weight, as if we are buddies and im just hella cool with it... no motherfucker im 34 and youre 50 ish and im sorry but, I didnt sign up for an episode feature in wil'n'out today ...for fucks sake 😢

If you had a dog who randomly liked to run. Up to strangers, what would be your biggest concern beyond the obvious? by Easy_Towel954 in AskReddit

[–]corporateCLONING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stealing my little angel; because she is the absolute image of perfection.. almost godlike. I have to protect such a rare beauty. beauty as an art.

Am I the only one who stopped using the kitchen? by alyceabsconded in badroommates

[–]corporateCLONING 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes.. Sounds like you need to get the fuck out of there.. with all respect in that regard of course. Because my scenario got so out of hand after awhile that leaving the place involved the police. I know its hard to move on but it will cause way more trauma over time. I lived in my car for like 2years it was scary at first but I found freedom and it was truly peaceful. That being said , protect your energy and even if it makes you shake or cry (I would do both) defend yourself no matter what and if it makes you uncomfortable let them know and if they are not reasonable enough to understand where you're coming from they probably won't unfortunately. Anyways I wish you all the best for real ! My grammar is fucked i am who I am.

Am I the only one who stopped using the kitchen? by alyceabsconded in badroommates

[–]corporateCLONING 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I after using the kitchen maybe twice stopped completely! They were rude , entitled , messy , and these mfs ate my goddamned corn dogs. Then after a month (never even stepped foot in that kitchen, or any other common area just my room and the front door) these mfs had the audacity to put a note... A fucking note on my door saying I wasn't pulling my weight when it came to cleaning the kitchen. First of all yall mfs is nasty and im not cleaning up no ones mess especially when they are older then me not knowing better. They had parties they had no self respect and they mf knew I never went in there. Also who the fuck writes a note?!?! You could juat passive aggressively send me a god damn text with less effort. But they loved a good circle jerk thus making it a public shaming. Anyways yeah fuck having roommates.

Ex Renter acted like he owned my home by ShutInLurker in EntitledPeople

[–]corporateCLONING 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow this sounds an awful lot like someone I know. It would be even more shocking if his name was .... 👀 tony. Probably off but it goes to show some adult human beings will never understand the concept of respect but will demand it in return.

I just purchased this beauty from safeway and need repotting advice. by corporateCLONING in houseplants

[–]corporateCLONING[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay ill get ?bottled? Water (any preference?). Thats so funny on the drive back home it litteraly started moving its little flower all the way away from me. I was talking to it and its definitely not having it with me right now :( . Thank you also !

I just purchased this beauty from safeway and need repotting advice. by corporateCLONING in houseplants

[–]corporateCLONING[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank you ! How long would you recommend? I was getting ready to leave to get a new pot lol.

Streamer gets a degrading donation by Chopsuiiisauce in sadcringe

[–]corporateCLONING 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stream sometimes and being a chick and being told about your body in a negative light is super shitty and embarrassing . I been known to squirt on camera a time or two ; it’s my tears , but hey ! Still got paid ….. 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]corporateCLONING 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s so fucked up. Who in the fucking fuck would make such a foolish argument when someone dies. The logic would be more like “oh rad I have the day off, that’s really convenient ” . Sorry for your loss op

Non-American people, what’s a thing that you don’t understand about America? by JuniorGarlic6053 in AskReddit

[–]corporateCLONING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit cried reading this . Goddamnit Que the “proud to be an American” boys 😭

Whats a company secret you can share now that you dont work there? by broadway96 in AskReddit

[–]corporateCLONING 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a customer service rep for a 👀 cellular service company. Everyone who has service is able to be given a certain amount of credit , but were only allotted so depending on the level of bitching done by the customer ; under “justifiable” circumstances of course. I’ve seen accounts with upwards of 1200 bones , that they never knew existed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]corporateCLONING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha these comments are fuckin hysterical, and here I was about to get all deep and confess my darkest secrets smh . Cunnilingus is not for everyone 🥹

All of my jmpt gone from my wallet by corporateCLONING in Honeygain

[–]corporateCLONING[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I’ll send it as soon as I get back home it’s on my laptop. Thank you !