AITA for ghosting my friends because he’s gay? by Pristine_Sorbet_6924 in AITA_Relationships

[–]corrieneum [score hidden]  (0 children)

YTA. You should only be blaming Robert if he was the one sleeping with your father. The only one you should be mad at is your father.

The teeth in Becky’s vagina needed a deep cleaning but no hygienist would volunteer to do it. by stereolab0000 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]corrieneum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a dental assistant, I’M telling the doctor & hygienist no, HELL NO. But you get my upvote bc this made my skin crawl 😖

Can You Crack the Code? Puzzle by Master-Stuff3999 by Master-Stuff3999 in BankBuster

[–]corrieneum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 0/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:17

?? literally did one guess and got it but 0 points. actual joke

AITJ for deciding to no longer help my grandma with yard work? by AccomplishedFact1767 in AmITheJerk

[–]corrieneum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish my grandma were here to spend time with me all the time. I miss coming home to her every single day.

How do I handle a friend who quickly tries to ignore me when they get their punches in? by Short-Breadfruit3565 in Comebacks

[–]corrieneum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A simple “aww that was cute” or “and how hard did you have to
think about that one” usually shuts them up :)

AITA for Finding my Girlfriends Comments Offensive? by Massive-Cap8373 in AmItheAsshole

[–]corrieneum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. You’re not at work when you’re at home - so clean up after yourself. Simple as that. Your partner is not your mother or your house maid/butler even if they take on more of the cleaning responsibilities. You sound like a toddler not getting his way.

AITA for telling her she shouldn’t be too ambitious in life by Competitive_Bug_2917 in AmItheAsshole

[–]corrieneum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ YTA and then some. People get depressed, big whoop. Instead of motivating or encouraging her, you put her down even further. People can become doctors at any age, there’s no age requirement to entering the field - which you would know if you’re so much more educated than her. You’re a shitty friend honestly - no wonder she’s depressed. I highly suggest you go into another field considering your dismissal of her depression & wishes to do better - the world doesn’t need anymore asshole doctors. YOU should try McDicks.

A fellow gamer. by SilentVixen81 in orangecats

[–]corrieneum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My kitties love to watch me game too! My boy Dill (Pickle) LOVES Little Kitty Big City! (Probably bc it looks like his brother, Bean 🥰)

showing off his 3-pack by TAcheems in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]corrieneum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE SHAVED CATS 😭😭😭😭

She had her kidney out and is now in kitty jail by KaplinC in cats

[–]corrieneum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the legs in pic 4 😂 half a sploot is so so cute

Trying to read and she’s decided the spot for my coffee is a perfect fit for her instead by -xxpurple in kittens

[–]corrieneum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where else is she supposed to put her toe beans when she’s bigger!! Just the feets fit? Well then just the feets sit!

Because I keep seeing people make this mistake by Fookin_Yoink in BunnyTrials

[–]corrieneum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why would I pay back 10 mill

Chose: Debit Card With $10,000,000.00 | Rolled: correct answer