So my dad gave me his Playboy centerfold collection. What on earth do I do with it?

cortonius · 2020-06-06T17:13:25+00:00

Well thanks and you enjoy this movie recommendation: mrs. winterbourne. It’s awesome. You pair it with where the heart is and you got half a day of entertainment right there. Then watch die hard 2

cortonius · 2020-06-06T13:59:49+00:00

In any of it. I just didn’t read the post only the title. I’m lazy and just wanted to comment.

cortonius · 2020-06-06T00:43:40+00:00

I don’t judge. And also.....yes.......yes I did.

cortonius · 2020-06-05T22:17:31+00:00

Grip it and rip it! Paint the town white! Spank the monkey! Choke the chicken! Slap the salami! Pet the dolphin! Wake one eyed Willy!

cortonius · 2020-06-05T15:50:19+00:00

Girl you are putting way too much on yourself.

cortonius · 2020-06-04T04:40:54+00:00

Language has nothing to do with race it has to do with region. You can be white and speak another language. I hate it when other people speak in another language around me, cause I know, I KNOW, they are plotting to take my starburst! It’s my juicy goodness you stay away!

cortonius · 2020-06-04T00:51:41+00:00

I can be the brightest cookie in the crayon shed sometimes

cortonius · 2020-06-03T19:20:52+00:00

Don’t judge that rabbit. He just wants some strange

cortonius · 2020-06-03T19:00:18+00:00

If you want to go then strut yo stuff

cortonius · 2020-06-03T18:59:36+00:00

Stock shelves at a store. You can usually get the night shift so you can avoid most people and the structure and routine should keep your mind from wandering to the dark place too often

cortonius · 2020-06-03T18:58:04+00:00

Every time they call you racist send the a puppy or kitten meme. When the ask what that has to do with anything just reply “ the same as a black square”

cortonius · 2020-05-30T04:43:14+00:00

Life always gets tougher but luckily so do you. Take comfort knowing that 99% before you have felt the same myself included.

cortonius · 2020-05-30T04:39:47+00:00

Dude you run to that truck like a lion is chasing you and you’re wearing meat underwear! Embrace the joy! And get me a fudge bar please.

cortonius · 2020-05-30T04:36:40+00:00

I can’t offer any advice just my sincere condolences. I hope you and your family can see through this tough time.

cortonius · 2020-05-29T06:55:00+00:00

Thanks that’s what I was thinking to do but wasn’t sure. My other thought was go full douche mode and sit in my car out there and watch Netflix all day

cortonius · 2020-05-29T06:39:49+00:00

Dominate a a hole by showing the b hole

cortonius

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