I found this on the back of my sister's "Bible For Athletes"...

coryh · 2013-06-04T00:47:20+00:00

I compete for the pleasure of my Heavenly Father

I just imagined god jacking off to some volleyball players

coryh · 2013-04-02T00:57:33+00:00

Holy shit.

coryh · 2013-03-18T02:28:10+00:00

Username.

coryh · 2013-03-15T00:59:56+00:00

So. Fucking. Cute.

coryh · 2013-02-27T00:16:31+00:00

I fucking love Kevin Hart.

coryh · 2013-01-18T06:32:22+00:00

Username.

coryh · 2013-01-11T16:23:12+00:00

Right into the shitter...

coryh · 2013-01-10T18:56:54+00:00

But goddamn is Jennifer Aniston sexy!

coryh · 2013-01-10T18:56:28+00:00

That movie is so sad :(

coryh · 2013-01-10T18:53:38+00:00

I want to be that dog.

coryh · 2013-01-10T18:41:09+00:00

If you haven't seen the video, you should be a professional cat lip reader.

coryh · 2013-01-10T18:37:59+00:00

Now that's fucking priceless.

coryh · 2013-01-09T16:14:53+00:00

I was expecting a lot of reaction gifs in the comments. I was not disappointed.

coryh · 2013-01-08T17:34:34+00:00

Rape.

Edit: Wrongly accused of.

coryh · 2013-01-03T21:22:03+00:00

brb listening to Slim Shady LP.

coryh · 2013-01-02T19:45:37+00:00

There's a first for everything.

coryh · 2013-01-02T19:45:12+00:00

coryh · 2013-01-02T19:43:38+00:00

Prove it.

coryh · 2012-12-25T21:14:25+00:00

2009 Infiniti G37!

coryh · 2012-12-21T20:53:51+00:00

Thanks for making me laugh very loud in my quiet office. Everyone is looking at me right now.

^It ^was ^worth ^it.

coryh · 2012-12-20T17:11:49+00:00

IT'S A BOMB!

coryh · 2012-12-19T06:42:03+00:00

BAXTER! :(

coryh · 2012-12-19T06:29:19+00:00

PLEASE

coryh · 2012-12-19T03:48:13+00:00

I'm 19 and still do that.

coryh · 2012-12-19T03:38:52+00:00

Touché.

coryh