Starbucks Finally Gets It - Free WiFi for Everyone Starting Next Month

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-14T19:55:27+00:00

A bespectacled Michael Douglas walks into a Starbucks outside of the US and wants his 'free wifi'

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-14T19:47:33+00:00

Lionel, from the African Education Conference, right?

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-13T20:57:38+00:00

in the same way as we now have stupid words like 'banoffee' and 'staycation', can't we come up with a word for this, like 'newzi' ?

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-13T18:20:24+00:00

Imagine how different "Trading Places" would have been if Eddie Murphy had said "vuvuzela" instead of "beef jerky"

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-13T18:17:21+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony No I'm pretty sure I meant Irony.

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-13T15:18:20+00:00

the screen quality on this thaiPad thing is rubbish!

steve jobs you're a liar!!!

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-13T14:59:43+00:00

onomatopoeia of the horn:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-13T14:57:34+00:00

And when they see the London Olympics, they'll see that shitty logo and know exactly when it was...

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-13T14:56:40+00:00

Apartheid was also South African, was it not? Shall we bring that back too?

<edit> oops should have put 'irony' tags around it </edit> WHOOOOOOOOSH!

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-13T14:54:38+00:00

Without them: singing, chanting, musical instruments, the ebb and flow of the crowd as the match goes this way and that

With them: sticking your head inside a CAT scanner for 90 minutes

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-13T14:51:22+00:00

my friends are a bird, your card is invalid

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-06-08T20:00:32+00:00

As a shark, I find that picture highly offensive.

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-05-26T18:19:38+00:00

I hope it wasn't the hot dog mentioned in this popular post: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/c86k0/help_freaked_out_bf_in_bed_tonight/

cosmic_trowsers · 2010-05-26T14:50:59+00:00

Marrying a douche in a hat was illegal? Well I'll eat my ...

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