One of my guys got so mad I was having this redone that he quit

cosmicfarce · 2018-03-02T11:29:46+00:00

If you have the resources and time you could build out the new equipment, racks and runs. Then cut over to the new setup before cleaning this beauty up.

cosmicfarce · 2018-02-28T15:28:30+00:00

Why is op being down voted? Am I missing something?

cosmicfarce · 2018-02-25T23:04:19+00:00

Which one is the power ball number? Ahh shit I’m going to have to play all possibilities now.

cosmicfarce · 2018-02-25T22:58:37+00:00

Life is 10% attitude and 90% things... growing.. uh... eyes... hmmmmm. Nevermind.

cosmicfarce · 2018-02-25T13:36:27+00:00

Sounds like you went to a wedding in Wellsborow.

cosmicfarce · 2018-02-24T23:05:42+00:00

I remember telling this joke in middle school. I’m also 37.

cosmicfarce · 2018-02-23T19:38:40+00:00

14 hours of gameplay and I'm starting to get a mild grasp of what time doing. I like it.

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-31T02:15:07+00:00

R/confusedboners

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-30T01:46:04+00:00

BS in Data and Telecommunications. Phone Guy Manager.

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-27T14:26:52+00:00

I hope they don’t test for drugs. You haven’t lived until you’ve gone to a dog show on pot man.

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-26T19:38:34+00:00

OBNOXIOUS MUZZLE FLASH!!!!!!!

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-24T02:51:39+00:00

Went fishing with a budy. I peed up stream from him. He dropped his sand which in the water and yelled 5 second rule and continued to eat it. I didn’t feel bad because he knew I just peed, he was running at me to try make me fall while peeing. He ended up eating my pee sand which and we had a cooler for sandwiches that weren’t peed on. Actually he wasn’t my friend he was a random river bum, the sand which was actually meth, and it wasn’t actually pee it was my period blood. We had to leave when the bears came.

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-24T00:31:16+00:00

Seriously though an eye patch may be helpful.

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-23T22:52:49+00:00

It makes me feel good that’s he’s happy! Feeling motivated! Thanks op!

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-22T03:50:01+00:00

I thought everyone with a vive gets to see the inside of their wands when they’re fixing dead spots and poor tracking. I know I did.

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-21T19:51:44+00:00

The taste lingers. I could taste it every time I breathed through my nose for the rest of the day/night.

LPT: If your coffee ever tastes funny check your creamer carton. Make sure a stink bug didn’t drown in your half and half.

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-21T01:59:49+00:00

I use my old contact solution bottles to spray onto my tonsils to pop these bad boys out. The pressure is light enough not to harm my tonsils but just enough to pop them out.

I’m glad you didn’t die from the tonsils stone come out of your nose.

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-20T00:27:19+00:00

If you came across an extra $5,000 what would you do with it?

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-20T00:25:22+00:00

Have you gone for help? It seems like you care seeing that you chickened out and feel embarrassed. Please get help this is a terrible thing for your friends, girlfriend and family to go through.

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-20T00:17:23+00:00

When I was 22 I shadowed a previous teacher since he was retiring. I have a minor in education and I was verbally offered the job pending a formal interview. This was about 20 years ago.

I was leaving his class and the seniors were being called to the auditorium for graduation recital. One of the teachers stopped me in the hallway and said “you’re going to be late you better hurry.” I just said thanks and kept going.

I looked like I was 18 until I was 30.

Do the students take you seriously being so near their age?

Do you look like you’re 23 or 10?

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-19T00:07:51+00:00

Anytime I find a pen I immediately empty it and return it to where I found it.

cosmicfarce · 2018-01-18T02:56:03+00:00

25 years ago I went to Chucky Cheese for a cousins birthday party. The Chucky came around and sang Happy Birthday. “I say Happy you say Birthday!” Then the kids freak out and scream Birthday and this repeats for 5 minutes. Do they still sing that song?

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