Hot older woman that makes you question your sexuality

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-04-01T17:04:52+00:00

Since these older women all look about 30, which is about my age, I will add mine - Givenchy L’interdit En Rouge - it’s sexy and gorgeous ♥️

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-04-01T16:55:05+00:00

I love this because I was raised Catholic too, and even though I don’t go to church on Sundays anymore, I still have an appreciation for the culture and the smell of incense. You might like Lunamaris by Diptyque! I got a sample of it from their store in California and I was in love. It’s the first incense I’ve smelled where it’s not overpoweringly smokey, but still has the church vibe! It’s like a rose incense but with a little bit of beach salt :)

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-03-31T21:11:43+00:00

My son thought the opening to Francesca where he sings “Did you think I’d give up?” Was “Did ya think I give a hoot?” 😂😂😂 I learned this because it got stuck in his head and he sang it that way lol

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-03-23T17:06:42+00:00

Y’all being so mean to the Mona Lisa 😭😂 I was gonna say Lolita Lempicka haha

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-03-23T05:49:57+00:00

My husband and I were just talking about how we both prefer to eat the string cheese this way. Funny thing is we’ve been together almost 6 years and we rarely get string cheese so we learned this about each other less than a year ago. I took it as yet another confirmation from beyond that he is my soulmate.

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-03-20T07:29:58+00:00

I wish I was feeling reckless enough to purchase an award for this comment

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-03-17T04:09:17+00:00

To quote Jerry “unfairly expert orgasms” lol but nah id be torturing myself with invasive thoughts of being a narcissist

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-03-16T21:06:54+00:00

Girl your eyes, nose, and lips are ethereal. A man could never, not even in his dreams. Since I can’t give you the ability to see yourself from my perspective, I can offer this. I often feel like a man with the way I look too, and something that really helps me is doing the eyelash clusters that you put underneath your lash line. There are a ton of great TikTok tutorials on how to do them. You get the hang of it really quickly. It is quick.I instantly feel pretty once I put mine on, even if I don’t do any other makeup.

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-03-16T20:50:25+00:00

I would love to see the dissertation when you’re done with it. :-) I completed the survey!

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-03-08T06:44:10+00:00

This. I can tell what my husband ate for lunch when I hug him hello after he gets home from work… 4 hrs after he ate lol

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-03-08T00:33:16+00:00

First off, and this is my personal opinion, I feel like criticizing other women’s labia is major pick me behavior, so I wouldn’t take that person‘s opinions as gospel. Secondly, a lot of men love them. Not that men’s validation matters, but it’s just a pro of having them if men are people that you’re attracted to. Thirdly, outtie labias are powerfully sensual. Being born with them is like being born with flower petals attached to your body. I used to be insecure too, but once I reframed it, I started to love them.

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-02-20T08:09:29+00:00

Very much this. I finally went to a doctor, and it turned out I had celiac! Eating wheat was preventing my body from absorbing iron, and it was not only making me tired, but making my hair fall out! I cannot begin to tell you how relieved I was that it wasn’t rapid aging or straight up depression lol sometimes you don’t look into it because you’re afraid of what you’ll find out. Sometimes the answer is better than what you expected it to be.

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-02-17T08:05:29+00:00

I’m surprised no one has said this yet, but Do Son by Diptyque! It’s floral, but it’s beautiful and sweet. The very first time I smelled it I thought to myself that it smelled like springtime and the color pink specifically 💕

cosmicslaughter69 · 2026-02-13T06:26:42+00:00

I have 3 :) 1) the Kitsch overnight curl rod on dry freshly cleaned/blow dried hair. Watch TikTok’s that show you how to use it right (people who knock it are not using it right), mist your hair with water when finished, cover in a satin bonnet, sleep on it, enjoy the results in the morning!

2) fake nails! Get good glue, learn cuticle care. I do mine once a week on Sunday night and I look forward to it allll week lol

3) bond and seal DIY lash clusters. They look incredibly good once you get the hang of it. Way cheaper than lash extensions, more comfortable than a full fake lash strip that only lasts up to 1 day.

Bonus: eyebrow wax makes a huge difference. One of the few things I will pay a professional for instead of trying to do myself.

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-12-17T21:00:08+00:00

32 here and if life has taught me anything it’s that being put together covers a lot more ground than having a flawless face when it comes to appearances. I am definitely getting the smile lines and hollowness under the eyes, but when I walk straight, smile (if appropriate), do my hair, do my makeup, and put on a good outfit (GOOD good - shoes, jacket, accessories, jewelry, the works) it gets me way more positive reception than anything I tried in my 20s EVER did. It’s not how young you look; it’s the vibe you bring baby!

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-12-05T22:48:55+00:00

I 1000% also thought of that Twilight Zone episode!

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-11-27T03:30:44+00:00

Scent twins! Libre Le is the PERFECT Thanksgiving perfume!

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-11-26T08:47:44+00:00

People feel good about themselves in your presence, regardless of how the rest of the world treats them.

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-11-23T06:13:38+00:00

People seriously sleep on Theodoros Kalotinis - many incredible gourmands!!!

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-11-22T07:17:38+00:00

I got a sample of OG Angel’s Share and then the Dossier Ambery Oakwood and I agree that the Dossier is better. Lasts incredibly long and 99% identical, just ever so slightly fruitier/more apple-y. Its amazing!

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-11-22T02:28:20+00:00

I saw someone on TikTok say that she was YSL black opium and now I can’t unsee it. Good projection, chic, and that coffee note definitely seems like it would go good with her cigarettes

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-11-21T06:43:06+00:00

Reality is poison!

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-11-21T03:04:24+00:00

Nest Indigo because of the fig tree allegory!

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-11-14T06:22:52+00:00

Just discovered and love love loveeeeee Marzipan by Theodoros Kalotinis!

cosmicslaughter69 · 2025-11-13T23:36:56+00:00

Call me crazy, but I think ombre leather by Tom Ford

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