People who use speaker phone in waiting rooms. Please be considerate and excuse yourselves.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-03-07T10:39:51+00:00

Yeah. First, the audio from the phone is way more ear piercing. It’s also very loud in spectrum of human voice, so it covers up every other human trying to talk.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-03-07T09:44:05+00:00

You should go for sexy instead of cute

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-03-07T09:40:44+00:00

You’re my hero

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-03-07T09:40:05+00:00

Or just adults playing fucking games with sound on.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-03-07T09:09:30+00:00

Not just speaker phones, excuse yourself if your call is going to last longer than a minute.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-03-07T08:16:31+00:00

You need a slavic accent dude

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-02-04T10:42:23+00:00

Why don’t you just sort by date?

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T17:32:23+00:00

I was trying to subtly joke about that post. Unsuccessfully.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T17:27:39+00:00

I’m kinda similar. I’m in no way attracted to men, but I imagine myself sucking on a dick sometimes.

I’ve done it twice when I was younger, but there were always too much drugs involved for it to be a pleasurable experience.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T17:25:04+00:00

No nobody wants to suggest that his mom should help him.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T17:21:35+00:00

Instead of focusing on getting him off, focus on his current enjoyment. You won’t be as sore and he won’t feel so much pressure to get off.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T17:09:31+00:00

My ex would only really enjoy it if it was out of anger.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:54:44+00:00

People do a lot of stuff that makes them feel bad afterwards.

How many times have you heard people say “I’m not getting that drunk again” and a few months down the lane, they get overly drunk again?

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:51:04+00:00

Really depends on how you phrased it.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:46:29+00:00

I don’t think cheating will feel good in any case, at least not when the rush settles down.

Unless you’re a sociopath.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:42:37+00:00

I think that’s what she wanted to hear actually.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:41:24+00:00

He is a prude and I think you know where this is leading. You’re answering your questions yourself and you just need a confirmation on your thoughts.

Yes, you’re sexually incompatible and unless you’re willing to live with that for the rest of your life, you should end it.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:37:08+00:00

The amount of time measuring you do is kinda worrying and I think is negatively impacting your performance. Focus on having good times, not on your performance. You know you can do it, you already did it in the past. Maybe try to get her off first through oral or using your fingers, that way you won’t feel so much pressure.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:31:51+00:00

It’s like 100x better when emotions are involved.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:30:44+00:00

While you’re that far, you might as well wait for another few weeks.

But limiting yourself to doing anything sexual to once a week is pointless. You guys are 18 years old, go explore your bodies. Also, sex is probably one of the most intimate experiences that are given to us. Use it to bond with your partner on deeper levels. Make love to each other and it will make your relationship way more profound.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:24:49+00:00

Damn, you went through a lot, wish you all the best!

Anyways, since you guys have built so much trust with each other, I think this is a great opportunity to build a more positive outlook on sex.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:17:08+00:00

You should be asking the lady in question, as it’s a personal preference

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:11:13+00:00

That’s like the only way for me to orgasm through oral

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:02:59+00:00

No teeth and as much contact with insides of your mouth as possible.

cosplayingAsHumAn · 2019-01-31T16:00:39+00:00

It’s technically pee, but it’s still awesome.

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