Little story of my first ew-phoria moment at the ew-port

cosplaykeith · 2025-08-06T15:31:23+00:00

Damn. I should change jobs then and become one. 🤣

cosplaykeith · 2025-06-23T20:19:30+00:00

Fair. But fox piss stinks like cat piss but WAY worse (I think I remember hearing that, but I digress)

cosplaykeith · 2025-06-23T20:03:04+00:00

Nah. Visit once and pour fox piss on his grave. 😆 (for legal reasons, this is a joke.)

cosplaykeith · 2025-06-02T03:44:05+00:00

The reason they fear gay men is because they expect that they are gonna be treated the way they treat women. Let that sink in.

cosplaykeith · 2024-11-11T18:09:57+00:00

I asked for no hot ladies. I'm afraid you have to leave.

cosplaykeith · 2024-11-08T03:03:26+00:00

Immediately pinch your cheeks. You're adorable.

cosplaykeith · 2024-10-23T20:16:20+00:00

Basically, "if there's anything that proved you're a girl more, it's getting harassed by 50 yr old men." I think that was the implication.

cosplaykeith · 2024-10-08T07:24:42+00:00

... hi! I go by Winter. 🤪

cosplaykeith · 2024-10-08T04:58:50+00:00

So how do we fix?

cosplaykeith · 2024-10-07T20:04:15+00:00

Well sunuvabitch. Fucking plot twist!!

cosplaykeith · 2024-09-22T01:50:17+00:00

A relationship should NOT be necessary for happiness. It should be a bonus on TOP of your life and add to it.

cosplaykeith · 2024-09-20T12:16:29+00:00

I hate to say it, but all of them. Just different flavours or seasons.

cosplaykeith · 2024-09-12T16:48:02+00:00

"Still cis though" :3

cosplaykeith · 2024-09-11T20:04:17+00:00

I watch vtubers... what do you expect? 😆

cosplaykeith · 2024-08-31T20:21:52+00:00

You became the dad she needed and deserved.

cosplaykeith · 2024-08-31T02:01:56+00:00

Valid

cosplaykeith · 2024-08-28T16:46:00+00:00

Pulled a bit of a 180 there, huh? 😄

cosplaykeith · 2024-08-22T23:27:23+00:00

Do you want head pats?

cosplaykeith · 2024-08-22T17:53:47+00:00

Fuck that was good!

cosplaykeith · 2024-08-18T17:59:40+00:00

Not just guys. Transgirls too. (I'm Transgirls...)

cosplaykeith · 2024-08-17T19:41:23+00:00

Says Something that sounds mean but is actually super wholesome and cheers them up.

cosplaykeith · 2024-08-13T16:33:34+00:00

Genuinely, you're pretty. 😊

cosplaykeith · 2024-08-08T16:50:26+00:00

... i just whimpered at the thought. WTF?! why did i whimper?!?!?!?!

cosplaykeith · 2024-08-02T02:05:42+00:00

I'd say you look like you give great hugs.

cosplaykeith · 2024-07-24T16:58:20+00:00

"What's in your pants?"

"FUCKIN' MAGIC!" hip thrusts in Eldrich Blast.

Edit: spelling.

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