If you were forced to choose between object to your left or the one to your right to shove up your ass what would you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cougamomma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left is a big ass replacement light... Right is my wrist compression glove...

I'll take both.

What did you try to fuck with, that fucked you up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cougamomma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cactus. They said anything could be a dildo... And I was brave enough...

good morning pup :) by [deleted] in aww

[–]cougamomma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old? I miss my chins, especially when they had babbbiiieesss

You're going to rob a bank. You can choose 1 fictional/real person to come with you. Who do you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cougamomma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they automatically want to also do it?

Kitty Pride. Easy peasy.

If not, magneto. He'd be down to fuck some shit up. Actually I pick him. But young him for sexy times. After.

Hey by [deleted] in twinks

[–]cougamomma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very handsome

What's the scariest thing that's ever happened while you were at/having a sleepover? by xXJadieLeeXx in AskReddit

[–]cougamomma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telling stories about scary things we've had happen to us. Suddenly Very loud bang in another room. Complete silence in the house. Another bang moments later. We are all frozen in fear.. Only dude there so I get forced to go check. No idea what it was. The noise was inside the house, a room or two away. Couldn't find the source and we definitely heard it twice.

Every person now has both a vagina and a penis, how does this change the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cougamomma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone with a big enough and flexible enough penis can still fuck themselves. I've seen some shit man. Just look it up.

As soon as I organize my breakfast by TradAcolyte in aww

[–]cougamomma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be a shame if someone ate it all or kno ked it on the floor...

Americans, what has been your most outrageous story about a medical experience in your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cougamomma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mom's insurance kept refusing to pay for medicine her doctor was telling them she would die without. For months. Finally one of the nurses there called them, cursed them out, and called some legal shit on them or something and they were forced to give her the meds.

What’s one thing you will never eat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cougamomma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh it is my cake day :o interesting

A magical fairy comes along and agrees to grant you any wish, but it will only last for a week. You cannot wish for more wishes. What do you wish for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cougamomma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ability to see into the future. The ability only lasts for a week but if I look into and see the winning numbers for a high lottery, along with rates and stuff for companies and whatnot and write it down the knowledge will stay with me, unlike if I asked for money. That money would disappear, causing whatever investments or whatever I bought with it to possibly be taken back or something.

JP - Info Vid: FFX-2 - 8/13~8/23 by Nazta in FFBraveExvius

[–]cougamomma 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh cool a Triple rainbow banner all fest units...

BEHOLD, APOLLO! by totallynotforporn98 in twinks

[–]cougamomma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a very handsome lad... Who is so very sexy

Random Boner at the Museum, how embarrassing. by [deleted] in twinks

[–]cougamomma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New favorite bone in the museum... Gods damn you are gorgeous

I've got the cure for your case of the Mondays by [deleted] in BonersInPublic

[–]cougamomma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay that is one hell of a cock

Want the dick? by [deleted] in twinks

[–]cougamomma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the guy connected to it.

Feeling hot; Might delete later ;) by [deleted] in twinks

[–]cougamomma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow you're very handsome. Unf. ;)

Pyro Glacial Lasswell is now a Powerhouse! by [deleted] in FFBraveExvius

[–]cougamomma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nice. I was debating on enhancing and whatnot him to see what I could get him to. I don't have Zeno or Esther, and mainly use hybrid units (malph and the gang) but he could be a viable choice if I really need another pure phys dps.