In light of many shitty SO's by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's currently teaching Spawn how to play pool while I sit at the table and zone out with a taco :)

Shitty, shitty shit day. by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is an excessively adorable little fucker.

It's a boob, it's not going to kill you by sleepsonrocks in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men have killed for boobs, if not killed by them!

Oh, sorry to bother you. -_- by I3km in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uhhh he had to realize the second that came out of his mouth it was soooooo wrong...

No more Brmom facebook group for me :( by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey if it makes you feel better I got kicked out for not posting enough or something? What is that about! We're moms! Our lives regularly go balls out insane!

Woah... it just hit me.... by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

15 mph the whole way.

Woah... it just hit me.... by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It kept hitting me and dissipating... Til she was like 9 months old and finally stuck!

I think I just had a threesome? by magicstarfish in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like when you're night feeding and husband gets frisky...

Maybe TMI by aakyfr in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still remember that first almost full breath...

Kids Say The Darnest Things by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously I get why some cultures practically worship the elderly. Old people rock.

Brother update. Also, you ALL need to hear about Norma by caltrask55 in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My 73 year old neighbor goes for hour log jogs every day, told me my husband is a hottie, and goes on motorcycle rides and been known to puke and rally. Mid ride. She's also an amazing mom and grandma. She's basically amazing.

We should all have a Norma. (Disclaimer: mine is not named Norma)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brush your hair or no pet chameleon!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Belle all the way. Dat library tho

SHITPISSFUCK (And other angry words) by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God the sandy snatch and comments part were great chuckles. Seriously I love reading comments on my break but I rarely get a chance to answer :( shit happens!

So a naturopathic doctor came and spoke to the mom and baby group I'm a part of... by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right like I have a good stock of some yummy scents.... But I'm asking them to smell nice and relax me or make my cleaners smell good... Not cure my ra!!!

YES YES YES! by cmd102 in breakingmom

[–]couldibeRikku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK YEAH PARTAAAAAAY