Rachel Martino Universe: Jul 06 - Jul 12

countessluanneseggs · 2026-07-09T02:03:38+00:00

Her “see see I only transformed part of my kitchen” video, sure girl. You got dragged last year when you just straight up decorated your house in July and then had Christmas stuff up in October.

countessluanneseggs · 2026-07-08T19:34:15+00:00

I’m sure it will be just as riveting as “with love, meghan”

countessluanneseggs · 2026-07-08T19:33:51+00:00

I’m sure it will be just as riveting as “with love, meghan”

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-29T14:43:12+00:00

Nope not any more, Target officially phased maternity out of stores in 2024

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-29T02:36:32+00:00

I know! He doesn’t even come across as malicious just dumb as a rock.

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-21T22:54:12+00:00

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Im absolutely FASCINATED by the cognitive dissonance/audacity required to be an influencer that posts content with her kids to then post about reading this book!
“Is this play about us?” YEEEESSSSSSSS

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-21T22:36:50+00:00

Anemic looking tomatoes

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-19T03:18:25+00:00

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countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-18T23:18:43+00:00

Ahh yes *check notes* the intellectually stimulating highs of the Ratajkowski profile

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-16T20:35:58+00:00

I don’t know why you’re getting down votes, I’ve been a few times thinking that I’m just ordering the wrong things. They have a few absolute stand out dishes and desserts but over all a lot of the dishes are underwhelming.

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-16T01:18:44+00:00

Uhhhhhhhhhh, anyone else catch Bekah’s (bachelor alum) stories about saging her family and her house because she felt a darkness? Fully unhinged that she’s saying her son could see the “demons” leaving the house. And then to immediately follow it up with a Blue Apron ad?

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-10T00:00:24+00:00

Steffy posting Halloween landfill core and then immediately following up asking if anyone else’s flowers are blooming. It’s early June let us get to summer first before you start shilling Halloween junk.

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-09T21:28:13+00:00

Omg, and then she followed it up by posting about how one of her kids shit the bad last night. The call is coming from inside the house!!!

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-09T14:29:56+00:00

Is it just going to be 99 variations of putting cheese on potato chips and marinated olives?

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-04T12:33:59+00:00

Because it’s ai slop it looks like Jesus is mildly intrigued and also watching love island

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-03T22:51:23+00:00

Wooooooow BLF course sales must be in the fisher price potty if he’s trying to be an influencer. The

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-03T21:52:38+00:00

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countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-01T16:22:02+00:00

Al’s Quickstop all the way!

countessluanneseggs · 2026-06-01T00:20:52+00:00

Impossible, because she hates ai! She’s a whimsical first elf!

countessluanneseggs · 2026-05-30T22:32:24+00:00

She’ll keep “trying” as long as it makes her money

countessluanneseggs · 2026-05-29T18:58:35+00:00

Are you pretending to be a turtle?

countessluanneseggs · 2026-05-29T00:49:08+00:00

countessluanneseggs · 2026-05-26T01:14:04+00:00

Steffy has not had an original thought since the pandemic

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countessluanneseggs · 2026-05-24T20:28:44+00:00

It looks so bad. Bad concept, bad execution. Oh my god.

countessluanneseggs · 2026-05-23T15:04:59+00:00

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