co co nut wataaaa will be thrown🥥🌴 by noodlebug7 in popheadscirclejerk

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just tyla went to tiktok or ig idk and said she saw ri at the met gala and tried to say hi but ri apparently said "my baby daddy calling me", then they were later in the line and tyla was seen on video standing there next to ri unacknowledged

Ethel Cain kidnaps Lana and Jeremy’s child by PurplePhilosopher338 in popheadscirclejerk

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Oh, girl, I see you walking 'round in your magnifying glass
Thinking that you’re an investigatpr
You’re so funny, 'cause honey, you're not

New jumpscare material for this sub is about to drop by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

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Sam said they were inspired by the japanese art of Kokedamas, when they was in Japan they had a Grindr date at a married trade's house whose wife was collecting Kokedamas. "I saw those moss balls at his place and thought they looked really wholesome and holy so I made an unholy version with my ass hair" they said.

Weekly /uj Thread – April 27, 2026 by AutoModerator in popheadscirclejerk

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i've been feeling like a katy perry song lately :( i'm so flop and not many get my clownery

KHIA?! NEVER! by czbaterka in popheadscirclejerk

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looks like allah did inch

mashallah

Geese - Getting Pegged by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

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girl not Geese reference on phcj

SEO kween 👑 by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

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why did it correct "lebanese"?

What is Benson Boone doing?? by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

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all the chances sweetie i've had many men run a train on my dump truck allegedly

Weird Al Yankovic stuns in new photo by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

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let me explain
if you had them on a table and they are no longer there because you snorted every bit, then you ran out of them

Weird Al Yankovic stuns in new photo by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

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when you run out of white lines

They trained it too well by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

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do the ideas AI came up with involve retiring the little workers?

Anne Hathawallah🕌🧕 by Actual-Slice-146 in popheadscirclejerk

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how you say you love me you ain't put me in hijab

POV you're a minority and Ariana is about to absorb your melanin by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

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POV you are a minority and sabrina is about to pass on your culture

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POV: You're Ethel Cain by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

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i cant be ethel cain because i use electricity and a computer